Lindsey Robertson
Cats are cuddly and affectionate creatures — if by “cuddly,” you mean “dastardly,” and if by “affectionate” you mean “diabolical.”
As cat owners are well are, many felines are prone to villainous behavior that belies their sweet and fluffy exteriors. They take a special pleasure in knocking things off of countertops, they willfully sink their claws into your leg, and they have a constant and insatiable need to escape from the safety of your apartment.
It would all be incredibly frustrating if they weren’t so damn cute.
If you happen to own one of these very special and very infuriating cats, then these jokes are for you. (Don’t let the cat hear you laughing though — they will seek vengeance.)
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"Dogs are assholes"
DOG PERSON: YOU'RE an asshole!
"Cats are assholes"
CAT PERSON: Yeah— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 3, 2015
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I'm done with politics tweets until I get mad again. here is my cat pretending she doesn't know who destroyed the paper towels pic.twitter.com/c3AXIPTcD6
— rachel (@rachelmillman) September 20, 2017
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https://twitter.com/kendrawcandraw/status/775731141202575360
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I introduced my cat to my newborn daughter
byu/local306 infunny
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うぎゃ〜 pic.twitter.com/SMgvzQXGsB
— 健 (@bnr7403) September 15, 2017
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can't trust cats
by infunny
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Cats, being assholes since the 15th century.
byu/ReleaseThePressure infunny
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https://twitter.com/sad_tree/status/570298145520934912
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My cat being a jerk, then laughing at me.
byu/Captain_Ashley_Bob infunny
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Goodbye Mufasa. I'm the King now. pic.twitter.com/u7B1gMEAaL
— Maud Bernabé (@MaudBernab) August 12, 2017
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"It's just like the sink" they said. Thirty dollars later and my cat is still an asshole.
byu/Uninhabited_Man infunny
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https://twitter.com/hippieepotamus/status/917705108879798272
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https://twitter.com/EmrgencyKittens/status/915743866925527046?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fbenhenry%2Fa-dog-is-superior-in-every-way
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Cats are assholes.
by infunny