18 Things You’re Only Allowed To Laugh At If Your Cat Is Rude As Hell

Cats are cuddly and affectionate creatures — if by “cuddly,” you mean “dastardly,” and if by “affectionate” you mean “diabolical.”

As cat owners are well are, many felines are prone to villainous behavior that belies their sweet and fluffy exteriors. They take a special pleasure in knocking things off of countertops, they willfully sink their claws into your leg, and they have a constant and insatiable need to escape from the safety of your apartment.

It would all be incredibly frustrating if they weren’t so damn cute.

If you happen to own one of these very special and very infuriating cats, then these jokes are for you. (Don’t let the cat hear you laughing though — they will seek vengeance.)

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My friend’s cat is an asshole. from funny

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I introduced my cat to my newborn daughter from funny

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came home to find this, my cat is a jerk. from funny

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can’t trust cats from funny

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Cats, being assholes since the 15th century. from funny

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My cat being a jerk, then laughing at me. from funny

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"It’s just like the sink" they said. Thirty dollars later and my cat is still an asshole. from funny

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My cat is a jerk… from funny

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Cats are assholes. from funny