Jake
Don’t do drugs, kids.
1. Smoking marijuana will only lead to tears
2. Plus it can damage your hearing
3. And cause some serious academic decline
4. Too much THC can impair your judgment
5. And it can damage your reading skills
6. Your memory will absolutely evaporate
7. Your mom will be so disappointed in you
8. So, so disappointed in you
9. Even your friends might turn on you
10. Sparking distrust
(lol “sparking”)
11. Your relationship will suffer
12. And you’ll never get married
13. You’ll never go out on the weekends anymore
14. Dancing is out of the question
15. You won’t be able to go to the movies
16. You’ll just sit home watching Netflix all day
17. Pondering meaningless questions
18. In conclusion:
