Jake
Not only does @dubstep4dads have a psychedelic animated GIF Twitter avatar (from back when you could do that), he’s also got a great sense of humor. Go ahead and take a peek inside his weird mind and you can even vote for him in the Shorty Awards if you want.
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me sober in an uber:
me drunk in an uber: ya but you see, their parents never catch them. the sister is always trying to tell on them. but they never get caught. it’s insane. and theres a fucking platypus. yeah its called phineas and ferb dude you seriously have to check it out
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) December 7, 2017
2.
ill never forget this random kid who dmed me a selfie, then took a really dark turn pic.twitter.com/OaKxVnhCTk
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) March 28, 2017
3.
fuck being sad its 2017 we positive as hell from now on. call up your boy and tucc him into bed. kiss a bird. ride a horse bitch. we happy.
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) July 9, 2017
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https://twitter.com/dubstep4dads/status/869706005466173440
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if u put a parental advisory warning on any picture of ruth bader ginsburg it immediately becomes a hard ass mixtape cover lmao pic.twitter.com/TzQW8wFu94
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) May 19, 2017
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frat guy: "lol why do girls all dress up as slutty maids or cats every halloween"
shut the fuck up Bradley you've put on a basketball jersey and headband for 8 years straight bitch now go drink 7 coors light and pass out in the alley behind sig ep
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) October 24, 2017
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BP6rlTFBg0Y/
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waiter: we only have tap water, is that okay?
me: listen i wouldn’t even care if you shot me with a gun
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) January 17, 2018
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my mom asked me for a pic of ed sheeran and i tried to be funny and i edited it i didnt know she was gonna frame it a week later jfc pic.twitter.com/uFNzgnztaF
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) July 13, 2017
10.
black mirror writer: what about an episode where…. webMD… becomes human…
other writer: that’s just a doctor
writer: ah true. mate i am absolutely fucking high as shit
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) January 17, 2018
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— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) January 18, 2017
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— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) January 20, 2018
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Do you ever get so drunk you just print out motivational words and hang them up on the wall. Apparently I did pic.twitter.com/FIpYZFwH2t
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) October 17, 2015
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this is our first thanksgiving since grandpa was diagnosed with relatable teen quote disease. he keeps saying shit like “if i don’t vibe with u, u will kno right away” and “late night convos with ur day ones over a blunt >>>” its annoying as shit but i still love him
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) November 24, 2017
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BdwbvOOF-lR/
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me sober in an uber:
me drunk in an uber: ya but you see, their parents never catch them. the sister is always trying to tell on them. but they never get caught. it’s insane. and theres a fucking platypus. yeah its called phineas and ferb dude you seriously have to check it out
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) December 7, 2017
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ok i think this is the best meme i’ve ever made pic.twitter.com/JqYOvaxbeG
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) January 24, 2018
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u can only rt this for like the next hour lol pic.twitter.com/gkFUhpTEP6
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) January 20, 2017
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https://twitter.com/dubstep4dads/status/925105879959007232
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me, in bed with a girl: ive never done this before
her: im sure youll do fine
[i land a backflip perfectly]
her: haha sick— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) August 21, 2017
21.
[stuart little stops next to me at the light in his fuckin sweet ass little red car]
my gf, immediately: i think we should see other people
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) November 11, 2016
22.
lil wayne: real g’s move in silence like lasagna
garfield: yo this song fucking slaps
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) December 21, 2017
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PLEASE SHARE: i am a 23 yr old struggling writer in los angeles. RT this so a big time hollywood producer can see my work. i’m full of amazing ideas, just need to get the word out! thank u! pic.twitter.com/bGz8Yx1fmr
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) November 23, 2017
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BO8QHUYBV5p/
25.
Doc: are u sexually active?
Me: idk? define "sexually active"
Doc: uh.. u know.. [nervously looks thru notes] like have u touched the bagina— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) February 17, 2015