Noah Berman
Each week I put my potential drinking problem to work for the fine fans of Pleated Jeans, polishing off an entire bottle of wine while scouring Twitter for some dank Tweets. Here is what was funny, at least at the time.
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https://twitter.com/donthoIdthewaII/status/956196156727492610
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https://twitter.com/CHEWTHISASSh_/status/955820947763638273?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2Feighteen-tweets-from-this-week-that-are-just-fuckin-funny
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Have I ever shamelessly promoted my Instagram account since a few days ago? https://t.co/GfbFm9XXxL pic.twitter.com/nfVlQ30meC
— Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) January 29, 2018
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NOPE pic.twitter.com/Pdtkry47uK
— Jason Gore (my Halloween name every month) (@mrjasongore) January 24, 2018
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https://twitter.com/mrjohndarby/status/956184429990424576
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https://twitter.com/pugmom4evr/status/953475240050401280
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https://twitter.com/captainkalvis/status/955481257630089216
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https://twitter.com/fart/status/957734109077430272
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There is no better metaphor for being a woman right now than wanting a female president and getting a female fast-food chicken mascot
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) January 27, 2018
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What sector are you in? pic.twitter.com/wfnRFnpTM7
— obvious plant (@obviousplant_) January 23, 2018
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For you sir I would recommend one of our deluxe funeral plans where I won't dig you up and slap you around when I'm feeling mad at skeletons
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) August 13, 2015
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My level of petty. pic.twitter.com/oFjT5zqcJe
— Deniz S. (@MrFilmkritik) January 22, 2018
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https://twitter.com/SomeChrisTweets/status/957416632044814336
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https://twitter.com/sadvil/status/955814894443560961
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Every picture of the Backstreet Boys look like they’re at a party and just heard you have cocaine. pic.twitter.com/VhtML2rEcY
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) January 27, 2018
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https://twitter.com/SparkyROAR/status/952303456148250624
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https://twitter.com/notallbhas/status/957125987074002945
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https://twitter.com/typesfast/status/955522688268746752
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https://twitter.com/itsboyschapter/status/955074561602498560
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