Noah Berman
Each week I put my potential drinking problem to work for the internet, polishing off an entire bottle of wine while scouring Twitter for some dank Tweets. This week, however, I replaced the wine with, I don’t know, 6 or 7 beers, and went all in on Super Bowl LII tweets. Here’s what was funny, at least at the time.
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Me: Football is a violent sport that exploits athletes and encourages their lasting physical harm all to profit evil wealthy owners
Also me: Destroy Tom Brady any way possible— maura quint (@behindyourback) February 4, 2018
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— bobby (@bobby) February 5, 2018
23.
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/960261514316967936
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okay but why did #JustinTimberlake look like a clearance table at Bass Pro #SuperBowl pic.twitter.com/DB1tlAMwJL
— shauna (@goldengateblond) February 5, 2018
21.
"It's a dick in a box!" pic.twitter.com/IgO3SUnS8b
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) February 5, 2018
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https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/960324169329250304
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Glad The Rock is remaking my favorite movie pic.twitter.com/wCQd3R5DG7
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) February 5, 2018
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https://twitter.com/thesulk/status/960324585475330049
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https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/960320086580985856
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“I could’ve done a better halftime show,” I smugly think to myself, a man whose effort level is “brings paper towels to a party”
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) February 5, 2018
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Peter Dinklage and Morgan Freeman comin’ in like#SuperBowlLII pic.twitter.com/260FKhhIv8
— Sam Purcell (@Gingergrrl) February 5, 2018
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https://twitter.com/RheaButcher/status/960324369275764736
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why does tom brady look like he's about to ask someone if they have the microfiche? pic.twitter.com/5orEyv6MFB
— jake (@jakecurrie) February 4, 2018
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OSCAR: So, will Philly freak out and burn everything they lose?
ME: Yes.
OSCAR: And if they win?
ME: Yes.
OSCAR: So…
ME: THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS NOT TO PLAY.— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) February 5, 2018
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Ummmm pic.twitter.com/jbppwpCcjP
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) February 5, 2018
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https://twitter.com/dubstep4dads/status/960328641967083520
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How'd you find your religion? "Oh, I saw an ad on the Super Bowl."
— Sarah Tollemache (@stollemache) February 5, 2018
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— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) February 5, 2018
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https://twitter.com/BoobsRadley/status/960350316767031296
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Gives me joy that the Trump son’s have to watch the Super Bowl knowing Tom Brady is the son thier dad actually wanted.
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) February 4, 2018
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https://twitter.com/captdope/status/960352802974457858
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https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/960337298700361728
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PRINCE IN HEAVEN pic.twitter.com/Vw3pAXxnb9
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) February 5, 2018
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https://twitter.com/briangaar/status/960349057997778945
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Prince halftime tribute was pretty cool… pic.twitter.com/YK2ZN8okYz
— Benstonium (@Benstonium) February 5, 2018