Lindsey Robertson
For some people, the deep need for delicious food intake is constant. You won’t find them demurely admitting that they aren’t hungry, or (horror of horrors) forgetting to eat a meal. In fact, if they go for too long without nibbling or munching on something, they tend to get dangerously hangry and unpleasant.
And honestly, who can blame them? Food is awesome! And some of us just happen to be especially gifted at appreciating it!
Here are some tweets for anyone who is secretly (or not-so-secretly) obsessed with food — for people whose favorite part of a wedding is the cake, and who religiously attend any event involving free pizza.
Here’s hoping that you get a snack before reaching the end of this post.
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When you're so hungry that you pass the point of "lets get food" mode and go to "so weak, can't leave couch, I will just die in place" mode.
— new year new Eva Gutowski (@lifeaseva) March 18, 2016
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https://twitter.com/BOMBAssLonyee/status/712029693566824448
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Don’t try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that clearly in my soul.
— Bill Murray (@BiIIMurray) October 2, 2013
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hate when people say "if u think this is better than sex, u haven't had good sex!", like no, maybe you've just never had good lasagna, Carol
— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) August 4, 2017
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saw a husband tonight trade his plate of food with his wife because she liked what he ordered better & that's the kind of marriage i want
— KT (@KatieWasmund) July 22, 2017
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that feelin of a warm Chinese on your lap when ur takin it home is what I imagine bringing home ur first born is like
— ❁ Immi ❁ (@_imogenjayde) November 13, 2015
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DR: you have this disease
ME: oh no
DR: but you can cure it with a healthy diet and exercise
ME: OH NO— Ali Garfinkel (@aligarchy) February 18, 2017
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When you try to steal from your sister's gummy bears but she knows you too well… pic.twitter.com/DJnInSBrmZ
— Migs Gomez (@MigsGomez) July 28, 2017
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Can I have extra gluten please? Give me all of that juicy gluten
— Phil Lester (@AmazingPhil) February 28, 2016
10.
Eat before you start an argument with your boyfriend so that when he offers to buy you food in the middle of the fight you don't lose focus.
— Maayaa (@delmiyaa) March 5, 2017
11.
Genie: and for your third wish?
Me slamming down my fork after finishing my second cheesecake: TAKE A WILD FUCKING GUESS BUDDY
— Alex, but online (@Alex_but_online) June 20, 2015
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Left hand is steering, the other is gripping your thigh pic.twitter.com/G8bQN4VopD
— thotshiana (@khashiana) October 4, 2015
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[first date]
HER: So do you prefer cats or dogs?
ME: *scanning the menu* I don't even see them on here. What page are you on?
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) October 24, 2016
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Me eating food from the fridge that i know was my siblings pic.twitter.com/drDMESs0g8
— Dory (@Dory) August 7, 2017
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when you finish your french fries but you find extra ones at the bottom of the bag pic.twitter.com/UTDczCNPZ0
— Ray Lopez (@Powerful) June 28, 2016
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Just ate a salad when I could've eaten a cheeseburger. Where's my reward? I should get an award, right? Maybe a cheeseburger.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) June 23, 2016
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often think about this moment from my parents wedding video where the cameraman just zoomed in on a plate of ham pic.twitter.com/ariepazNFN
— Sophie Gadd (@sophie_gadd) January 25, 2016
18.
*walks up to microphone during wedding reception*
*taps on mic; everyone smiles*
"Anyone that doesn't want their cake, pass it to me please"— Aimee Helene (@AimeeHelene1) July 25, 2015
19.
Her: I'm going to the gym
Me: Bring me back something from the vending machine
— Sean (@Sean_Burgundy_) December 28, 2015
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https://twitter.com/KMADrunner/status/393058403842416641
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Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn.
— Noodles (@Dawn_M_) January 12, 2016
22.
I'm smart but not "know when to stop eating" smart.
— June O'Hara (@juneohara65) May 7, 2015
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Me: We really need to start eating better.
Husband: Yep.
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Me: Wanna just have nachos for dinner?
Husband: YES.— That Carly Girl (@thatcarlygirl) December 13, 2014
24.
SNICKERS COMMERCIAL: You're not you when you're hungry
ME: [always hungry] ..who am I
— the pain respecter (@AbrasiveGhost) December 1, 2015
25.
ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza
WIFE: so you’re not going to share
ME: I am not going to share— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) January 18, 2016
26.
"your pizza will be there in 30-45 mins"
*46 mins later*
me on the phone with the pizza place: I just think it's really funny how
— b.b (@Benoo_Brown) December 20, 2016