If you’re so lazy that every minor task is done in the most half-assed way possible maybe just stay in bed. Don’t wake up. Ever. Or are you so lazy that sleep is too much work? I’ve been there myself. You ever go to get into bed and then try to untuck the bedsheet and realize it’s tucked too tight and it’s going to take a lot of work to free it up? And suddenly getting comfortable is a huge struggle and you consider just staying awake forever? No? Yes?