Noah Berman
Each week I put my potential drinking problem to work for the fine people of the Internet, polishing off an entire bottle of wine while scouring Twitter for some dank Tweets. Here is what was funny, at least at the time.
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The vending machine @ my laundromat is a sinner’s prayer pic.twitter.com/DCR6hf9oFL
— Signe Pierce (@sigggnasty) March 10, 2018
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“on a scale of 1-10 how uncomfortable are you?” pic.twitter.com/VJ245NWP5g
— Skelly (@Skelly401) March 7, 2018
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1: The Great Pyramid
2: The Hanging Gardens of Babylon
3: The Statue of Zeus at Olympia
4: The Temple of Artemis
5: The Mausoleum at Halicarnassus
6: The Colossus of Rhodes
7: The Lighthouse of Alexandria
8: pic.twitter.com/bpyQI04wWC— michael (@dogboner) March 10, 2018
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Wow, the poster for Death Wish is unusually blunt pic.twitter.com/unc60Ob93T
— pixelated boat [ASMR] binaural ~4 hours~ (@pixelatedboat) March 4, 2018
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Ok this is actually cool- For #SXSW Austin invested in these IRL-Delete-Pods. Basically you can put any unwanted items (candy wrapper, used napkin, etc…) in them, “deleting” the items. Don’t be surprised if you see these pop up in your own city. pic.twitter.com/xLAKwSStHL
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) March 11, 2018
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Me ollying up to our wedding pic.twitter.com/QnYReMzKjX
— Cassie Grimaldi (@CassieGrimaldi) November 3, 2017
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When threatened, the Pope can spray holy venom up to 25ft. pic.twitter.com/z5MZme66vU
— You Had One Job (@CutPics) March 1, 2018
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my work here is done pic.twitter.com/olLcZCsDLK
— unc (@vrunt) March 7, 2018
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— Bad Place Janet (@corihealey) February 27, 2018
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i guess things haven’t been going so great for our pal bruce pic.twitter.com/2TIlNFnEuM
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) March 11, 2018
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I send this 3 page essay to my bf in a argument this is what he texts back 🙄😒 pic.twitter.com/rpUlXgXvMv
— Long Live T.reed❤️ (@XOashh_) March 4, 2018
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— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) March 8, 2018
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It was my idea to call them enchiladas instead of “little wet burritos”
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) March 10, 2018
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Relationship status : this girl. pic.twitter.com/AODDC5sN4g
— Jacob Frye. (@Hamdttitude) March 10, 2018
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really down to only the most loyal advisers at this point pic.twitter.com/QMF6X5Tzcw
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 6, 2018
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When you want to get in shape but hey no rush. pic.twitter.com/Hzyg9QZipd
— John Moe (@johnmoe) March 3, 2018
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Alexa, show me a picture of medieval ladies throwing foxes at one another in a broccoli field. pic.twitter.com/cMzhdChMcH
— Paul (@bingowings14) March 3, 2018
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How all my other clothes look at me when I leave the house again in one of my 2 standard outfits. pic.twitter.com/WaiK1NKehn
— YT: The Focus Group (@manlikekofii) March 9, 2018
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(uber)
me: right here is great
driver: but we're 6 miles from the-
me: RIGHT. HERE. IS. GREAT. pic.twitter.com/jfQkDb0shm— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) March 10, 2018
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when someone reminds me of plans i can’t cancel pic.twitter.com/x2obWc6dba
— Ziwe (@ziwe) March 11, 2018
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ME: *thirty episodes into a television show* wait a second I hate this fucking show
— WILL WELDON (0-32) (@oldmanweldon) March 10, 2018
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I like @SarahKSilverman pic.twitter.com/wPzAKhq2n2
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) March 11, 2018