The problem with plans is that they’re rarely for the day you made them. How I feel about going out changes on a minute by minute basis. Also, I probably only agreed to hanging out because I have trouble saying no and want you to like me. So when I get that magical text from someone saying they have to cancel plans, the wave of relief that washes over me is so warm and rich you could spread it on toast. For all of my people out there who feel the same, these jokes are for you.
canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 13, 2018
Wow thank you so much for letting me host tonight pic.twitter.com/loJe1mcovS
— hannah (@TribalSpaceCat) February 16, 2018
Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
— Probability The Rapper (@random_weighs) November 25, 2017
me: i wish i had friends:-/
me: …..wtf that was weird anyways i wish i had friends
— kristen (@eatinfants) February 6, 2018
When you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer pic.twitter.com/hefLJdoJds
— i smoke big gas nigga fuckisyoutalkingbout deadass (@kevenchy_) October 10, 2017
when someone asks me why i can’t hang out pic.twitter.com/7o7yLsAY1I
— Amber Discko (@amberdiscko) September 7, 2015
me: the world is such a wonderful place bro i just want to travel and go on adventures forever
also me: pic.twitter.com/6kLg4BOL3i
— one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat) February 13, 2017
my parents, at 27: married, with a kid
me, at 27: i prefer ordering pizza Online so i don't have to ever interact with a human person
— Alex Manley (@alex_icon) August 24, 2016
person: u should try to make more friends
— one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat) February 2, 2017
Wyd tonight ?
Wyd Tomorrow ?
Why you not texting back ?
Me : pic.twitter.com/U3bpjJYEgI
— . (@OalikaLovesLyn) January 22, 2017
the fact that i only have 2 friends usually doesn't bother me, but it definitely has some downfalls. you wanna go out, but both of ur friends wanna stay in? well guess what, ur a shit outta luck and staying in now too
— eileen sorenson (@ileenbajo) March 2, 2018
when plans get cancelled and u gotta act sad but on the inside you're celebrating pic.twitter.com/FzGaSR93gt
— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) August 22, 2016
"This is a mistake"
-I whisper as I leave my house
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) March 21, 2014
me looking @ the 0 notifications im receiving cause i've isolated myself & ruined all my relationships with my friends, family, and partners pic.twitter.com/s1wVV8Sh1v
— god's lil friend (@junieboony) March 12, 2017
Introvert probz pic.twitter.com/vh9D3MyfT9
— gianna (@gee_face) January 11, 2016
Co-Worker: Plans this weekend?
Me: Video games and Reading.
Co-Worker: Wanna do something?
Me: I just told you, I have plans.#introvertlife
— Jes (@AtomicJes) December 26, 2015
Introvert at a party starter pack pic.twitter.com/uA4yFzg2DL
— Chris Heilmann (@codepo8) September 11, 2015
Dinner plans: $20
Night at the bar: $30
Canceling all the above plans before they ever happen: priceless
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) August 4, 2015
I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope.
— Marly ❄️❄️❄️❄️ (@VerbsRProudest) October 3, 2014
FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend
ME: generic excuse
FRIEND: did u just say "generic excuse"
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) February 10, 2016
Please don't answer the phone when I call you. I just want to leave a message and make the next contact your responsibility
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) May 12, 2015
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) September 24, 2015