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13.
Most couples say good night before they go to bed. With two kids and a newborn my wife and I say good luck #DadLife #ThursdayThoughts
— Joe Martin (@joeDmarti) March 1, 2018
12.
One of my greatest sources of anxiety in my life is the knowledge that one day my children will look up at me with the assumption that I know WTF I'm doing.#Dadlife #Parenting
— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) February 25, 2018
11.
*Quiet Daddy-daughter screen time on Saturday morning*
7yo: (watching show on iPad) Daddy, is this too loud for you?
Me: No Sweetheart, but thanks for asking.
7yo: OK. (Pauses) But if it IS too loud, you can just leave the room.#parenting #dadlife #momlife
— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) March 10, 2018
10.
Just changed a diaper on a standing baby. I feel like I just unlocked some sort of parenting achievement. #DadLife
— The Upshaws (@the_upshaws) March 16, 2018
9.
Once again I have proven…that no matter how many daughters I have…I will always…I mean always suck at…ponytails #DadLife
— Scott #DadLife (@XTRDragon) March 16, 2018
8.
Hit rock bottom and paid my 6yr to change the baby’s diaper. #DadLife
— Cody Girod (@GiRodeo) March 17, 2018
7.
Son, I'll make sure you have the finest education that box tops can buy.
— Goats? (@Gooooats) January 14, 2016
6.
Welcome to parenthood.
Half your day is spent feeling as though you walked into a sliding glass door you never saw.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) February 27, 2018
5.
There needs to be a Robin Hood like person, who steals energy from kids and gives it to their parents.
— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) October 13, 2017
4.
The parenting books never warned me how much of my daughter’s toddler years would be spent waiting for her to finish this grilled cheese.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) February 2, 2018
3.
(Struggling for 20 min to get snow pants on 2 screaming toddlers)
TwinzerMom: Tell me again why we're doing this?
Me: We're making precious family memories, Goddamnit!
(5 min later. Back in the house watching Sesame Street)
Me: yea… let's not do that again.#Dadlife
— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) March 8, 2018
2.
Me: Gordon, stop throwing things!
Gordon: I’m not. Im dropping things hard.
2 years old. Wow.#toddlerlife #dadlife #parenting #realfeelsgood
— Nathan Dale (@mudandhoney705) March 15, 2018
1.
Sometimes, I will convince my son to have a nerf war so that I can hide and read the latest sports news without my wife yelling at me to get off of my phone and spend more time with the family. #dadlife
— Dad Life (@dadfessional) March 17, 2018