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11.
I stepped outside of the bar to smoke. I realized I had to pee in the worst way but I had half a cig left. Decided to squat between two cops cars for ‘privacy’. Shout out to the San Diego policemen who let me finish up before they cuffed me. #MyDrunkStory
— Hillary Welch (@welch864) March 13, 2018
10.
Somehow managed to convince my deaf Uber driver that I would build her disabled dog a wheelchair…didn’t know I did any of this until I woke up to this text the next morning…#MyDrunkStory pic.twitter.com/SOubih2ulp
— Jimmy Hawley (@Hawleylujah) March 13, 2018
9.
#MyDrunkStory I called who i thought was my best friend to complain about how much i hated someone. I called that person I hated.
— Leah (@LeahBale15) March 13, 2018
8.
I went out with a group of friends & I woke up the next morning in a different hotel than where we checked in. Noticing my confusion, my friend handed me a notice banning me from the previous hotel for swimming in their fountain. I never drank again. #MyDrunkStory
— Kimberly Pratt (@ThePrattPack4) March 13, 2018
7.
#MyDrunkStory I got drunk in college and decided to throw an Apple out the bathroom window, but the window was closed. We never admitted that I broke the window.
— Martin T. Kinard, PhD (@MartinTKinard1) March 14, 2018
6.
I woke up and found 15 half eaten Chewy granola bars on the ground. The night before, I got drunk and bit into each one until I found the peanut butter flavor. I could have just read the labels. #MyDrunkStory
— becky (@beckyyk) March 13, 2018
5.
I Woke Up Thirsty Reached For Some Water And Drank My Contact Lenses. #MyDrunkStory
— allnet (@whoopiepie10) March 13, 2018
4.
That Halloween party where I drank too much wine and thought the floor disappeared. Sadly there’s a video of me dressed as a “sexy Witch” asking “where the f?!# the floor went” followed by me leaving the room hanging onto chairs for dear life. #MyDrunkStory
— Alison Wellington (@savouryone) March 13, 2018
3.
Drunk Me thought it was a great idea to call and pour my heart out to the guy I had a crush on. Turns out I actually called my friend’s Dad. They are both named Mike. #MyDrunkStory
— Chelsea (@ChelseaJoanna) March 14, 2018
2.
Stopped at a neighbors house late at night who had a ceramic dog on their deck. I broke it in pieces and left a note “sorry, it ran out in front of me and I couldn’t stop in time”. #MyDrunkStory
— Gerry Miller (@OddsWithLiberal) March 14, 2018
1.
I woke up the next morning and realized that I had texted everyone in my contacts list and invited them to join me in forming a Nickelback coverband called “Nacklebick.” #MyDrunkStory
— KRose (@KristenRose124) March 13, 2018