Mike
Being able to laugh at yourself is a sign you’re a good person. Laughing at yourself also feels way better than doing what you should be doing. Crying. Like the time the waiter said “enjoy your meal” and you said “you too.” Laugh it off. Or the time you sneeze-farted two minutes into a Tinder date. Lol, right? Or even the time you went to art school, put yourself deep into debt, and now you don’t even do art so your parents are always asking what you’re doing with your life and you hear the growing disappointment in their voices each time. HAHAHAHAHA. Anyway, here’s some jokes or whatever.
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"No more self-deprecating tweets," I whisper fatly.
— J.Beaner (@jeannerbeaner) September 23, 2014
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me acting shocked after i ruin my own happiness through the same self destructive behaviours ive been repeating my whole life pic.twitter.com/tfcCXRnO7F
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) November 28, 2016
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Thats how helpful i am pic.twitter.com/JFzzz9kWqD
— BigFudge (@Officiial_Jude) December 17, 2016
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my brother just got his 4th unconditional for uni and av just eaten a dog biscuit thinkin it was chocolate
— zaK (@ClickyByro) January 28, 2016
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me deleting my sad tweets pic.twitter.com/3SU0un3uto
— alexis (@hamtarohottie) November 20, 2016
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Lol I haven't showered since 2016 or been genuinely happy since 2006
— Alex, but online (@Alex_but_online) January 1, 2017
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[eating fistfuls of cold spaghetti]
men love me and women want to be me— Noodles (@Dawn_M_) December 5, 2016
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when you're on your 295th selfie attempt & still trying to refuse the fact that you're ugly & today's not your day pic.twitter.com/XhtgSBjWJ1
— Hisham (@LilDark) July 24, 2016
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[slowly rises from trashcan while 2 friends are making plans without me]
i am also free that day.— chuuch (@ch000ch) March 1, 2016