Mike
These Tumblr stories are just how I like them. Short, to the point, and crazy af. Seriously, some of these are going to stay with me for weeks. That’s why I like reading stories over watching a video or a listening to a sound bite. Reading forces your imagination to put everything together, making it a little more personal. Also, I’m sure by now you’re probably like “we get it you like to read” but you’re reading this right now so how dare you judge me.
18. Origin Story
17. Pocket Surprise
16. A Magical Place
15. Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow
14. The Snow Globes
13. Be The Jared You Want To See In The World
12. The Butterfly Man
11. The Zombie Dog
10. The Proud Father
9. Classic Mike
8. One Time, In Math Class
7. The Random Robbery
6. Seven
5. Feeling Tough
4. He Smells Like Ketchup
3. Worth It Just For The Story
2. Rise Of The Frog Queen
1. The Best Story
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