Derek
Terrible puns are getting more and more common, it’s like everyone’s trying to drive each other insane. I hope you can laugh at these terrible puns instead of doing what I do, which is cry. As soon as my brain figures out that I’ve just read a pun it’s like an allergic reaction, I get dizzy, feel sick, and need to go take a nap. A pun is clever but it’s also a kind of trick. I could handle maybe one pun a day, but 31? No. That’s why I recommend you spread out reading this post over an entire month.
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