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Earlier today I went to a girl's highschool soccer game and there was a rough play where two players went to the ground. I guess one of them pulled the other's hair so she gets up and says "I liked it better when your bf pulled my hair" not even the ref knew what to do. I fainted
— Ricky Corona (@RickyCoronaa) December 30, 2017
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In my 6th grade science class a girl read "orgasm" instead of "organism" and the class laughed & she was embarrassed. To calm her down our teacher told her everyone would forget in two weeks. It's been 9 years & I still remember Danielle. I fucking remember. I hope you see this. pic.twitter.com/gCXcXbJX2i
— wes (@sewkx) January 6, 2018
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my fiancé’s mother texted to check up on me and omg im gonna kms pic.twitter.com/Cn2iRGANLg
— aiman (@_aimaaaaan) October 3, 2017
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@TheBloggess I texted my boss at the end of my FIRST DAY in the new job with: “Heading out. Love you.” intended for my boyfriend.
— Angela Bassa (@AngeBassa) November 1, 2015
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My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn’t try going back to it for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled “Get the hell out of here Dennis” And that’s probably my favorite story ever
— Brennan (@Bmangall20) December 13, 2017
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SCREAMING, just hugged my dentist thinking he was going in for one but really he was just taking off my dental bib. Don't think I can ever recover from this
— Kristina Novakovic (@XtinaNovakovic) January 5, 2018
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Thought somebody was honestly chasing me home with a flute I was so scared and then I realized it was the wind blowing through the holes of my crutches ahahahahahhahahaha ahahhaahahah ahahhahaah shat it
— onion o neill (@geaney_) March 14, 2018
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So this girl I volunteer with showed me this video last week of her leg giving out during a HS dive competition and I now watch regularly when i need a laugh pic.twitter.com/UalGTUeb9C
— Lesley Goynes (@lesleygoynes) December 2, 2017
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https://twitter.com/brookefraser21_/status/970377097796575232
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I was in Walgreens and a girl screamed out “this my third Walgreens who tf buying up all the plan b’s?!” 😭😭😭 y’all know I died in there. Like crying tears
— AM I THE DRAMA? 🚩 (@notnice_Jenn) January 1, 2018