Lindsey Robertson
Flirting isn’t as easy as it appears — for every smooth-talker at the party, there’s also the poor soul whose idea of playful banter consists of non-committal grunts and intermittent bouts of verbal diarrhea. Witty repartee doesn’t come naturally to all of us, particularly when we’re talking to someone cute. It’s enough to make one frustratedly wish that we could just be like the other animals and learn a single mating call. Is that too much to ask for??
If you identify with these sentiments, then here are some people who are in the same awkward, sweaty boat:
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[first date]
me: So, do you like street magic?
her: Not really
me: [releases 7 doves under table] Haha yeah me either— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) October 2, 2015
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[Stares deeply into date’s eyes before going to the bathroom]
“I’ve counted these fries.”— Spanky McDutcherson (@thatdutchperson) July 16, 2015