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It's no secret that baby boomers are low-key ruining society. As much as you love Nana, you've got to admit that her strong opinions on Asian Americans during Thanksgiving dinner are ruining the vibe a little bit. Doesn't take more than a flip of the channel to Fox News to realize that baby boomers need to get their act together, fast.
They're Always Pointing Fingers Without Acknowledging All Their Screw-Ups
baby boomer: why r there holes in ur jeans? u rip those urself?
me (smart & woke): why r there holes in the ozone? u rip those urself?
— LUCA LUSH (@LUCALUSH) October 6, 2016
They Refuse To Admit That Their Economy Worked Infinitely More In Their Favor Than Today's
"kids these days have it too easy" said the generation that could buy a house on a wage from unskilled work at age 21
— Sophie Thompson (@sophxthompson) January 13, 2016
They're So Positive They Know What's "Ruining America"
Their Email Addresses Immediately Go To My Spam Folder
You Get One Of These Bad Boys From Them At Least Twice A Week
“Don’t open an email from me, I’ve been hacked.”
-Baby Boomers
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 20, 2018
They Were Once Exactly What They Hate
“forrest gump” is damn near three hours of baby boomers doing what they claim to hate about millennials.
— frank bullitt (@the_blueprint) March 12, 2018
Everything Is Always The New Generation's Fault, Even Though We'll Be Underwater In 5 Years Thanks To Their Shenanigans
"millennials killed department stores" baby boomers killed the polar bears but right right right my deepest apologies to jc penny
— . (@jaboukie) June 4, 2017
Susan Thinks You Should Thank Her For A Handful Of Nickels
From serving, I’ve noticed that millennials that are even struggling to pay bills tip at least $10. But baby boomer Susan thinks it’s amazing to keep the change and it’s $1.67.
— B (@bdapraa) March 9, 2018
They're Completely Blind As To What The "Real World" Is Anymore
They Covered Up Your Gorgeous Floors In Shag
The Highlight Of Their Day Is Yelling At Your Assistant Manager
They Talk About Being Self-Reliant But Actually Need Our Help For Everything
Baby boomers talk a lotta shit for a generation that always needs help connecting to the wifi.
— Lauren West (@laurenwest) March 7, 2018
Their Internet Explorer Browser Homepage Looks Like Times Square At Night
That Being Said, They Have Some Uses…
They're Vastly Overpaid For Skillsets That Aren't Useful To Anyone
Baby boomers be making 170k a year and don't know how to rotate PDFs
— Some People Need To Be Gone, Bro (@LCyance) November 16, 2016
They Won't Take The Time To Return Carts To The Front Like A Decent Human Being
Their WiFi Passwords Take A Crack Team Of Hackers To Enter
Susan Won't Keep Her Cheetah Print-Wearing Opinions To Herself
They Won't Make Up Their Damn Minds
They Judge Us Even After Pulling Crazier Stunts In Their Youth
the documentary “wild wild country” is reaL good, also like every ten minutes a new white baby boomer who named themselves Swami Krishna shows up. five stars
— mattie lubchansky (@Lubchansky) March 27, 2018
Seriously, The Judgement
Despite What I Just Said, They've Given Us This Absolute Gem And I Forgive Them For Everything Because Of It
