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It's no secret that baby boomers are low-key ruining society. As much as you love Nana, you've got to admit that her strong opinions on Asian Americans during Thanksgiving dinner are ruining the vibe a little bit. Doesn't take more than a flip of the channel to Fox News to realize that baby boomers need to get their act together, fast.
They're Always Pointing Fingers Without Acknowledging All Their Screw-Ups
baby boomer: why r there holes in ur jeans? u rip those urself?
me (smart & woke): why r there holes in the ozone? u rip those urself?
— ʟᴜᴄᴀ ʟᴜsʜ (@LUCALUSH) October 6, 2016
They Refuse To Admit That Their Economy Worked Infinitely More In Their Favor Than Today's
"kids these days have it too easy" said the generation that could buy a house on a wage from unskilled work at age 21
— sophie (@sophxthompson) January 13, 2016
They're So Positive They Know What's "Ruining America"
Their Email Addresses Immediately Go To My Spam Folder
Will somebody tell the Baby boomers we're not using aol email addresses anymore?
— RoyalTramp (@theroyaltramp) March 7, 2018
You Get One Of These Bad Boys From Them At Least Twice A Week
“Don’t open an email from me, I’ve been hacked.”
-Baby Boomers
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 20, 2018
They Were Once Exactly What They Hate
“forrest gump” is damn near three hours of baby boomers doing what they claim to hate about millennials.
— tech fleece tormund (@the_blueprint) March 12, 2018
Everything Is Always The New Generation's Fault, Even Though We'll Be Underwater In 5 Years Thanks To Their Shenanigans
"millennials killed department stores" baby boomers killed the polar bears but right right right my deepest apologies to jc penny
— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) June 4, 2017
Susan Thinks You Should Thank Her For A Handful Of Nickels
From serving, I’ve noticed that millennials that are even struggling to pay bills tip at least $10. But baby boomer Susan thinks it’s amazing to keep the change and it’s $1.67.
— Bree DaPra (@BreeDapra) March 9, 2018
They're Completely Blind As To What The "Real World" Is Anymore
baby boomers: kiDs these dAys R STUPID & illiterate….. put down the phone & LOOK AROUND YOU its called the REAL WORLD
also baby boomers: I'll give you $100 to fix my computer— Madeleine Dupont (@mads_dupont) March 11, 2018
They Covered Up Your Gorgeous Floors In Shag
Baby boomers blame millennials for everything BUT WHO PUT CARPET OVER ALL THESE HARDWOOD FLOORS PATRICIA
— Mrs. Math Teacher (@MrsMathTeachr) March 4, 2018
The Highlight Of Their Day Is Yelling At Your Assistant Manager
baby boomers: "The youth of today is so disrespectful."
also baby boomers: "I asked for a burger with only ketchup, but you didn't put pickles on it and I like pickles, so I'm gonna need to scream at you until your manager offers me a coupon for a free large coffee."
— trevør jønes (@jonestm97) March 6, 2018
They Talk About Being Self-Reliant But Actually Need Our Help For Everything
Baby boomers talk a lotta shit for a generation that always needs help connecting to the wifi.
— Lauren West (@laurenwest) March 7, 2018
Their Internet Explorer Browser Homepage Looks Like Times Square At Night
I love baby boomers who say "kids don't even know how to write cursive" in a negative way like ok grandma you can't even turn your laptop on without getting 6 viruses and wiring half your retirement money to a Nigerian Prince
— Zach Wallen (@Zach_Wallen) March 13, 2018
That Being Said, They Have Some Uses…
The only thing baby boomers have to offer is their cable login
— Tracy Marquez (@tracy_marq) March 17, 2018
They're Vastly Overpaid For Skillsets That Aren't Useful To Anyone
Baby boomers be making 170k a year and don't know how to rotate PDFs
— Sorcerer Supreme (@LikwidCyance) November 16, 2016
They Won't Take The Time To Return Carts To The Front Like A Decent Human Being
Their WiFi Passwords Take A Crack Team Of Hackers To Enter
if anyone wants to come over to my parents these weekend here's the wifi password pic.twitter.com/ln1ln0yc7V
— sebastian (@sebstradamus) June 30, 2017
Susan Won't Keep Her Cheetah Print-Wearing Opinions To Herself
They Won't Make Up Their Damn Minds
*millennials don't hike*: Wow young people must be on their phones instead of outside.
*millennials hike more than older people*: Wow the only reason these young people go outside is to use their phones. pic.twitter.com/xXz2KNIh8B— Michael Hobbes (@RottenInDenmark) April 2, 2018
They Judge Us Even After Pulling Crazier Stunts In Their Youth
the documentary “wild wild country” is reaL good, also like every ten minutes a new white baby boomer who named themselves Swami Krishna shows up. five stars
— matt lubchansky (@Lubchansky) March 27, 2018
Seriously, The Judgement
me: [looks at an avocado in the grocery store]
baby boomer: pic.twitter.com/pyeNdF0vEy— bitch lasagna (@wetbreadstick) March 28, 2018
Despite What I Just Said, They've Given Us This Absolute Gem And I Forgive Them For Everything Because Of It
