35 Kids Who Most Likely Won’t Be Serial Killers Someday, But Let’s Keep An Eye On Them Just In Case

Let’s be honest here, kids are creepy.
Sure, sometimes they’re cute and funny, but that’s just a byproduct of being tiny and dumb. When a kid is creepy, it comes from a very mysterious place. They have no idea they’re doing it. No one taught them it. That’s what makes it so terrifying. Also, all of the scariest horror movies have a creepy kid. What’s scarier? Being chased through the woods by a chainsaw wielding manic, or drifting off to sleep in the comfort of your own home and you hear a little girl’s voice say “come play with me” from the foot of the bed? Yeah that’s what I thought. These kids below are tuned into whatever that is.

35. Just drinking out a scary doll head NBD.

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25 kids in desperate need of some therapy.

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25 kids in desperate need of some therapy.

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25 kids in desperate need of some therapy.

h/t buzzfeed and someecards

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Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome