If you’re going to be desperately alone you might as well cut yourself some slack and learn to laugh about it. It’s a good way to stop the tears. And if you’re one of the people who have a million friends, hopefully you understand that the desperately alone are just like you. They need relatable pics to get through the day. Even if you can’t imagine eating dinner over the sink at 2am and having an imaginary argument with an imaginary friend about the merits of a microwave meal, at least you can… sorry I forgot where I was going with this. For the record, the salisbury steak was pretty good.