You know those weird thoughts that pop into your head, but as a sane and rational person you decide not to share them with the world? Well these folks took it one step further. Not only did they decide the world needed to know, but it should also be immortalized on the internet. Bold move, right? Well, it did land them on this list, and no matter how weird these posts seem, you’ve got to admit they made you laugh.
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https://twitter.com/pipipia_/status/814593760981979136
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https://twitter.com/shatterfront/status/816065700577972224
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https://twitter.com/zetsubouquet/status/816106962970615810
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https://twitter.com/carlapanellii/status/824304625906044928
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https://twitter.com/captainkalvis/status/951921495491530752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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PIGEON KID: I need to go bad
PIGEON MOM: Try to hold it until we find a statue
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) January 11, 2018
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“IT IS THE DAYTIME, HECTOR. THE DAY. WHEN I SLEEP. WHAT THE FUCK.” pic.twitter.com/BQSeJTEqSr
— Deniz S. (@MrFilmkritik) January 6, 2018
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http://mr-reblogbutton.tumblr.com/post/81917010384/homonomo-my-sister-asked-what-type-of-soup-i
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https://twitter.com/killmefam/status/952362741674766338?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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I'm the only one who knows this is a murder mystery dinner
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) January 9, 2018
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You: tide pods
Me, an intellectual: pic.twitter.com/tDojm6kley
— nina (@NlNACOLADA) January 11, 2018
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I will. pic.twitter.com/hLaUQJOSl4
— cory snearowski (@corysnearowski) July 10, 2017
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http://bionic-jedi.tumblr.com/post/159020212632/someone-who-doesnt-watch-baseball-please-explain
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When you chew something that's very crunchy in a room full of ppl and they all turn to look at you. pic.twitter.com/RD2DL9m3aa
— . (@BiancaRaye) January 11, 2018
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http://skinthecolorofmocha.tumblr.com/post/39339375143/pearls-pearls-i-touched-a-dick-once-and
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r e l e v a n t
by intumblr
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oh evolution isn't real? explain this pic.twitter.com/3XPfNQ1MTO
— illy bocean (@IllyBocean) July 2, 2017
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https://twitter.com/thenatewolf/status/873330525955477504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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https://twitter.com/whatmaddness/status/889045092647878657?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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*air horn sound*
*second air horn sound*
Me: "This isn't deodorant."— ste(ph)en (@stephenjmolloy) January 27, 2016
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barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was invented
— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) December 28, 2014