Mike
You know those weird thoughts that pop into your head, but as a sane and rational person you decide not to share them with the world? Well these folks took it one step further. Not only did they decide the world needed to know, but it should also be immortalized on the internet. Bold move, right? Well, it did land them on this list, and no matter how weird these posts seem, you’ve got to admit they made you laugh.
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The devil is working hard but those little hairs are working harder pic.twitter.com/700Jmc0i28
— Pia (@pipipia_) December 29, 2016
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he was ahead of his time pic.twitter.com/iQNVouihCN
— Josh (@shatterfront) January 2, 2017
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how it feels to listen to podcasts pic.twitter.com/FvJUwquOdw
— zetsubouquet (@zetsubouquet) January 3, 2017
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The answer I was lookin for x pic.twitter.com/0kGh143Ic2
— Carla Panelli (@carlapanellii) January 25, 2017
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me: thank you for that glass of milk earlier
sperm bank employee: what glass of milk
me: the glass of milk that was sitting on your desk
sperm bank employee: oh my god
me: what
sperm bank employee: you drank my glass of milk
— Kellen (@captainkalvis) January 12, 2018
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PIGEON KID: I need to go bad
PIGEON MOM: Try to hold it until we find a statue
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) January 11, 2018
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“IT IS THE DAYTIME, HECTOR. THE DAY. WHEN I SLEEP. WHAT THE FUCK.” pic.twitter.com/BQSeJTEqSr
— Denizcan James (@MrFilmkritik) January 6, 2018
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i feed my son he is becoming powerful pic.twitter.com/9PBE1oFaZu
— debo (@killmefam) January 14, 2018
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I'm the only one who knows this is a murder mystery dinner
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) January 9, 2018
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You: tide pods
Me, an intellectual: pic.twitter.com/tDojm6kley
— nina (@NlNACOLADA) January 11, 2018
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I will. pic.twitter.com/hLaUQJOSl4
— cory snearowski (@corysnearowski) July 10, 2017
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When you chew something that's very crunchy in a room full of ppl and they all turn to look at you. pic.twitter.com/RD2DL9m3aa
— bianca. (@BiancaRaye) January 11, 2018
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r e l e v a n t from tumblr
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oh evolution isn't real? explain this pic.twitter.com/3XPfNQ1MTO
— Illy Bocean (@IllyBocean) July 2, 2017
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*At a party*
STRANGER: Are you that guy who brags about weird shit?
ME: No I'm the guy who takes the longest baths in the city.
— Nate Usher (@thenatewolf) June 10, 2017
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Please. My rabbit. He's very sick. pic.twitter.com/MSejV0hvtn
— madrigal (@whatmaddness) July 23, 2017
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*air horn sound*
*second air horn sound*
Me: "This isn't deodorant."— ste(ph)en (@stephenjmolloy) January 27, 2016
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barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was invented
— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) December 28, 2014