This Guy Live-Tweeted A Murder In His Apartment

Chances are, you’ve had at least one bad roommate in your lifetime (yes, an ex-spouse totally counts). Maybe they leave crap everywhere, or watch porn really loud, never take out the trash, or throw parties that keep you from sleeping.

All of which is going to sound like super normal bad roommate behavior after you hear what happened to this Gainesville, Florida man when his roommate murdered her boyfriend in their apartment.

How do we know what happened? Because he live tweeted his no-good, very bad day.

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And he wasn’t lying, as his continuous tweeting soon proved. After all, a picture is worth 1,000 words.

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Below is the hotel room the local police put the tweeter up in while his apartment was being investigated, and where he answered questions from the cops.

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But I mean…who looks at calendars? Don’t we all just buy them and then ignore them?

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When you just want a nap but your apartment is a crime scene…

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I mean, maybe sleeping well in that place is out of the question, after all.

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But at least he’s kept his sense of humor. And his Twitter account!

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Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome