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WeRateDogs is a Twitter account which literally does what the name says. They rate dogs. People are encouraged to send in pictures by directly messaging them, then they are rated on a scale of one to ten. The problem is that sometimes people send pictures of things that barely look like dogs (you will get an idea when you get to scroll the list below).
WeRateDogs would, however, spare no expense at using creative Tweets about the dog reality check. It’s absolutely hilarious. From East African Chalupa Seals and Taiwanese Guide Walruses to Iraqi Speed Kangaroos and Mongolian Grass Snakes, the list has got every animal you can imagine of–except dogs!
Take a look at the list below and enjoy the hilarious responses by WeRateDogs.
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This is Katara. She has too many toe beans. One of the rarest puppos out right now. 14/10 would pet for good luck pic.twitter.com/sN90a6Ih4G
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) October 31, 2018
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This is Mowgli. He’s very shy. Enjoys being carried so he doesn’t have to decide where to go. 14/10 would believe in him always pic.twitter.com/TjyfsTK8GM
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) October 28, 2018
26.
This is Gunther. He leaps. Usually lands it. 12/10 someone help him pic.twitter.com/AT0HfrU6NY
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) October 26, 2018
25.
This is Riley. Every morning he hangs over the wall and drops his toy so the nearest passerby is forced to play with him. It works 100% of the time. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/KA9BO2SAL9
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) October 22, 2018
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This is Chester. He will help you check out. Hopes you found everything you were looking for today. Wondering if you’d like to donate a dollar to the good boy fund. 13/10 I would, yes pic.twitter.com/5Ka5zTx1LF
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) October 17, 2018
23.
This is Sid. He got famous a few years ago for holding a piece of pizza. Wanted to let everyone know he’s still thriving. 14/10 for the pupperoni legend pic.twitter.com/HycwOJM1YH
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) October 10, 2018
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This is Zaffy. She likes to relax in the pool and blow bubbles after a long walk. An incredibly advanced maneuver for such a young puppo. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/rD9zrDP5Fj
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) October 1, 2018
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We only rate dogs. Please don’t send in Large Bashful Walri. I don’t know why this is so difficult. Thank you… 12/10 pic.twitter.com/lQJVVtGcSR
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) September 21, 2018
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This is Muffin. She just arrived. Expedited shipping from the good girl factory. Batteries not included. 12/10 welcome home Muffin pic.twitter.com/sDvcCHGLsN
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) September 18, 2018
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This is Molly. She is an absolute menace. Will bite your whole h*ckin finger off. Still 12/10 would risk a noggin pat pic.twitter.com/3DI0cYCBgs
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) August 27, 2018
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This is Billy. He can no longer see or hear, which only heightens his other good boy senses like smell and unconditional love. 13/10 #seniorpupsaturday pic.twitter.com/opOBDgJNXu
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) December 17, 2017
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This is Daisy and Luna. Daisy doesn’t like car rides so Luna comforts her until they both fall asleep. H*ckin heartwarming. 13/10 for each pic.twitter.com/dxUWUWmYCG
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) August 16, 2018
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Really funny, guys. Sending in a pic without a dog in it. Please don’t do this. We deserve to be taken seriously. Still 12/10 for the nice rug pic.twitter.com/mQY50Qlrjo
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) August 12, 2018
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Very funny guys. We only rate dogs. Please do not send in Happy Kitchen Bears. We will not rate them. Thank you… 12/10 pic.twitter.com/o43apVNaQh
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) May 3, 2018
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This is Bunsen. He’s working on his self-control. Hasn’t quite figured it out yet. 12/10 we believe in you Bunsen pic.twitter.com/eDRPDl8ODs
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) July 31, 2018
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Not again. We only rate dogs. Please don’t send in Golden Carpet Worms. We don’t know what to do with them. Thank you… 13/10 pic.twitter.com/CfTS4YEGsW
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) July 24, 2018
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This is Scout. She did her best. And that’s all we can ask for. 12/10 would try a different stick tomorrow pic.twitter.com/lCElaLuAaX
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) July 15, 2018
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This is Dario. He likes to chomp on tables. A common pupper move. Hopes you’ll forgive him, for his self control is nonexistent. 13/10 already forgiven pic.twitter.com/UeX1PrKHxb
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) July 9, 2018
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This is Leo. He ate his ice cream too fast. Brain officially frozen. Claims it was worth it. 13/10 would warm pup with pats pic.twitter.com/9yV8RUhu9g
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) July 2, 2018
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This is Todd. He saved his human from a rattlesnake yesterday. A true h*ckin hero. He’s expected to make a full recovery and has been rewarded our fifth ever 15/10 pic.twitter.com/TsS6isI0Ew
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) July 1, 2018
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Meet Molly. She definitely was not eating the leaves. Unsure why you think she was. 13/10 I believe her pic.twitter.com/oAZ8filIm8
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) June 28, 2018
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We still only rate dogs. Please don’t submit Long-Bodied Crocosauruses. No matter how docile. Thank you… 12/10 pic.twitter.com/TQRY8WpLa6
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) June 27, 2018
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This is Frankie. He made a new friend and was wondering if they could have a sleepover. 12/10 for both but lights out by eleven pic.twitter.com/qE4PEmkg4l
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) June 21, 2018
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This is Simba. He graduated beginner’s training class today. Good boy levels off the h*ckin charts. 14/10 would congratulate pic.twitter.com/VHJDP19oED
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) June 13, 2018
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This is getting ridiculous. Please don’t send in soft pretzels. We only rate dogs. Thank you… 13/10 someone help him pic.twitter.com/vhpe9gzqCq
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) May 31, 2018
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This is Fred. He lives in an English castle with his nine fluffy children. Says being a single father is sometimes challenging, but always worth it. 13/10 for all pic.twitter.com/5yGoqQgPnU
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) May 21, 2018
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This is Manny. He hasn’t seen your croissant. Not sure why you’re questioning him. 13/10 for the honest boy pic.twitter.com/1yMDweSH9K
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) May 8, 2018
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Here's a heartwarming scene of a single father raising his two pups. Downright awe-inspiring af. 12/10 for everyone pic.twitter.com/hfddJ0OiNR
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) July 22, 2016
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