Tweets about True Crime TV to Make You Ask, “Why Do I Do This to Myself?”

29.

[First date]

Him: I love murder mysteries.

Me: *trying to impress him* I have been a suspect in four murder cases.

— 🌴Sardonic Tart🌴 (@SardonicTart) February 20, 2018

28.

“Everybody loves us weird girls, right up until we start doing weird girl shit,” I say to my cat, as we watch a documentary about serial killers in our matching onesies.

— ficklenuts (@ficklenuts) December 16, 2017

27.

Forensic files narrator: and he left his finger prints on the door knob…

Me eating my 5th mozzarella stick: you absolute fucking idiot

— Patrick (@killingfloor96) August 8, 2017

26.

I've seen enough episodes of Dateline to know never to stand near a cliff while letting Hubs take my picture.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) May 23, 2016

24.

Not to jump the gun or anything but I watch true crime documentaries on the first date.

— Parasite Hilton (@ParasiteHilton) March 6, 2018

23.

https://twitter.com/becsrcoleman/status/510255065454903296

22.

I watch so many murder shows that I'm afraid to close my eyes in the shower

— shayli (@Shaylidarling) September 7, 2016

21.

I watch way too much Forensic Files like every night on my walk home I can just hear the narrator saying “and she was never seen again”

— Andrea Olivares (@And_Olives) March 15, 2018

19.

Me: *has anxiety about being home alone & someone breaking in*

Also me: *records a true crime series about people who are murdered in their homes when they're alone*

Why am I like this? 🙃

— 🌻whit✨ (@Starwinxie) December 28, 2017

18.

I feel like people who end up on Dateline for committing murder don't watch enough Dateline to plan their crimes accordingly.

— Northern Lights 🦖🐢🐸 (@PinkCamoTO) August 3, 2017

17.

Roses are red, people are fake, I stay to myself so I won’t be on first 48

— Ellie Puckett (@whaattaafoxx) March 16, 2018

16.

WHY DOES THE NARRATOR ON FIRST 48 WHISPER? (I just felt the need to put that in caps to offset the whispering)

— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) March 21, 2018

15.

Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn't stop that murder.

— shauna (@goldengateblond) November 7, 2010

14.

I watch too many true crime shows to let my friends leave with men they don’t know. You’ll thank me later when all your limbs are still attached bitch! pic.twitter.com/pAqUOUxZO7

— ❤️‍🔥 (@EMOGRIGIO) February 3, 2018

12.

https://twitter.com/_bebetete_/status/974320630383497216

10.

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/321839192315408384

9.

When I start watching Forensic Files and I realize I’ve already seen the episode, I get mad. I get so mad I could poison someone in small amounts every day for 6 months.

— Jeremy Rowley (@Jeremy_Rowley) March 12, 2018

8.

https://twitter.com/jesszen/status/973628742726635520

7.

*stays up all night watching true crime murder mysteries on tv*

*can't come up with a good alibi why I'm late for work*

— BridgetJones (@nevernicethings) January 7, 2016