Tweets about True Crime TV to Make You Ask, “Why Do I Do This to Myself?”

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https://twitter.com/SardonicTart/status/965758451380051969

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“Everybody loves us weird girls, right up until we start doing weird girl shit,” I say to my cat, as we watch a documentary about serial killers in our matching onesies.

— ficklenuts (@ficklenuts) December 16, 2017

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Forensic files narrator: and he left his finger prints on the door knob…

Me eating my 5th mozzarella stick: you absolute fucking idiot

— Patrick (@killingfloor96) August 8, 2017

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I've seen enough episodes of Dateline to know never to stand near a cliff while letting Hubs take my picture.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) May 23, 2016

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Not to jump the gun or anything but I watch true crime documentaries on the first date.

— Parasite Hilton (@ParasiteHilton) March 6, 2018

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https://twitter.com/becsrcoleman/status/510255065454903296

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I watch so many murder shows that I'm afraid to close my eyes in the shower

— shayli (@Shaylidarling) September 7, 2016

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I watch way too much Forensic Files like every night on my walk home I can just hear the narrator saying “and she was never seen again”

— Andrea Olivares (@And_Olives) March 15, 2018

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https://twitter.com/StarlightSims/status/946418940208656384

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https://twitter.com/PinkCamoTO/status/893201731273854986

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Roses are red, people are fake, I stay to myself so I won’t be on first 48

— Ellie Puckett (@whaattaafoxx) March 16, 2018

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WHY DOES THE NARRATOR ON FIRST 48 WHISPER? (I just felt the need to put that in caps to offset the whispering)

— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) March 21, 2018

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Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn't stop that murder.

— shauna (@goldengateblond) November 7, 2010

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https://twitter.com/emo4evaa/status/959661382604959744

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https://twitter.com/_bebetete_/status/974320630383497216

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https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/321839192315408384

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When I start watching Forensic Files and I realize I’ve already seen the episode, I get mad. I get so mad I could poison someone in small amounts every day for 6 months.

— Jeremy Rowley (@Jeremy_Rowley) March 12, 2018

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Me today: the national news is kind of upsetting and stressing me out. I better watch some true crime shows about serial killers to soothe my soul. Ahhh, that’s better.

— jessica (@jesszen) March 13, 2018

7.

*stays up all night watching true crime murder mysteries on tv*

*can't come up with a good alibi why I'm late for work*

— BridgetJones (@nevernicethings) January 7, 2016