Tweets about True Crime TV to Make You Ask, “Why Do I Do This to Myself?”

29.

[First date]

Him: I love murder mysteries.

Me: *trying to impress him* I have been a suspect in four murder cases.

— 🌴Sardonic Tart🌴 (@SardonicTart) February 20, 2018

28.

“Everybody loves us weird girls, right up until we start doing weird girl shit,” I say to my cat, as we watch a documentary about serial killers in our matching onesies.

— ficklenuts. (@ficklenuts) December 16, 2017

27.

Forensic files narrator: and he left his finger prints on the door knob…

Me eating my 5th mozzarella stick: you absolute fucking idiot

— Patrick Stevens (@killingfloor96) August 8, 2017

26.

I've seen enough episodes of Dateline to know never to stand near a cliff while letting Hubs take my picture.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) May 23, 2016

24.

Not to jump the gun or anything but I watch true crime documentaries on the first date.

— Parasite Hilton (@ParasiteHilton) March 6, 2018

23.

Murder shows teach me one thing. Watch out for people who own a lake house.

— bec. (@becsrcoleman) September 12, 2014

22.

I watch so many murder shows that I'm afraid to close my eyes in the shower

— ilyahs (@Shaylidarling) September 7, 2016

21.

I watch way too much Forensic Files like every night on my walk home I can just hear the narrator saying “and she was never seen again”

— Andrea Olivares (@And_Olives) March 15, 2018

19.

Me: *has anxiety about being home alone & someone breaking in*

Also me: *records a true crime series about people who are murdered in their homes when they're alone*

Why am I like this? 🙃

— 🌻whit✨ (@Starwinxie) December 28, 2017

18.

I feel like people who end up on Dateline for committing murder don't watch enough Dateline to plan their crimes accordingly.

— Northern Lights 🦖🐢🐸 (@PinkCamoTO) August 3, 2017

17.

Roses are red, people are fake, I stay to myself so I won’t be on first 48

— MTV Ellie Garza ✝ (@whaattaafoxx) March 16, 2018

16.

WHY DOES THE NARRATOR ON FIRST 48 WHISPER? (I just felt the need to put that in caps to offset the whispering)

— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) March 21, 2018

15.

Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn't stop that murder.

— shauna (@goldengateblond) November 7, 2010

14.

I watch too many true crime shows to let my friends leave with men they don’t know. You’ll thank me later when all your limbs are still attached bitch! pic.twitter.com/pAqUOUxZO7

— ⚰️ (@EMOGRIGIO) February 3, 2018

12.

do y’all ever watch true crime shows and be critiquing the murderers? like rEALLY brenda?? if you’re going to claim an intruder broke in and killed your cheating husband, at least break a window or soMETHING pic.twitter.com/XzvSB84Wwq

— te•air•uh (@_chegayvara_) March 15, 2018

10.

The weirdest shows on investigation discovery are the ones that play jolly music in brutal murder reenactments (all of them)

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 10, 2013

9.

When I start watching Forensic Files and I realize I’ve already seen the episode, I get mad. I get so mad I could poison someone in small amounts every day for 6 months.

— Jeremy Rowley (@Jeremy_Rowley) March 12, 2018

8.

Me today: the national news is kind of upsetting and stressing me out. I better watch some true crime shows about serial killers to soothe my soul. Ahhh, that’s better.

— Jessica Zender (@jesszen) March 13, 2018

7.

*stays up all night watching true crime murder mysteries on tv*

*can't come up with a good alibi why I'm late for work*

— Idle (@nevernicethings) January 7, 2016

6.

This murder show I’m watching hitting me with a BIG mood pic.twitter.com/VnzDfqBonL

— Melly in DC (@mellyindc) March 21, 2018

5.

My favorite past times include watching true crime documentaries, listening to My Favorite Murder podcasts, reading reddit threads of creepy stories, and then wondering why I can’t fall asleep at night

— Shae (@shae_thompson_) March 6, 2018

4.

I've watched so many murder shows that now every time I'm in a parking lot I get fully prepared to fight off a kidnapper

— Ginger Spice (@angdebiase) June 7, 2016

3.

Like honestly sometimes self-care is staying home on a Saturday night and marathoning true crime shows about ladies who murder dudes.

— Jill Weinberger is staying inside b/c science (@jillybobww) November 12, 2017

2.

I watch so much investigation discovery that murder / kidnapping doesn't seem like that crazy of a potential death situation anymore

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 3, 2014