Mother always knows best, and in these cases mother is also a celebrity with a huge following.
Enjoy this selection of funny celebrity moms on Twitter just keeping it real.
These kids will grow up knowing their childhood was broadcast to thousands of strangers online, which would probably screw you up a bit if these moms weren’t also hilarious. That’s the difference. Bad content + kids = therapy. Good content + kids = fond memories. I guess time will tell in the end, but for now let’s enjoy some funny tweets.
i dunno i can't find her https://t.co/fEj8rFHEMI
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 24, 2016
Take a shower?
Feed the baby?#MomLife
— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) March 26, 2016
At it again… Having more fun than my kids lol pic.twitter.com/3EnU15u9zc
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) April 20, 2016
Q. If you dress your baby in a black turtleneck is she dressed as a.)Audrey Hepburn b.)Steve Jobs or c.)Andy Warhol?
— zooey deschanel (@ZooeyDeschanel) October 27, 2015
It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish…
— Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) April 30, 2016
New glam team alert 👻- KimKardashian pic.twitter.com/eAU5oP4V2B
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) April 27, 2016
If you're worried about your teenagers procreating, put them on a 6 hour flight with our kid. Scared Celibate. Guaranteed. 👍
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) November 30, 2015
— Zoe Saldana (@zoesaldana) December 18, 2015
Idk if I just ate a clump of pesto or one of my kids boogers. Interesting. #momproblems 🤔🤔🤔🤔
— Nicole Polizzi (@snooki) April 7, 2016
#badmoms. I once took very good and clean floss out of the trash to floss her teeth. She yelled at me.
— christina applegate (@1capplegate) May 4, 2016
Why don't kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us?
— alyson hannigan (@alydenisof) February 4, 2011
Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building) pic.twitter.com/uHfY3adroc
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) April 23, 2014
Worst idea of the day.. The ornament section of Bloomingdales with a two year old 😳
— Hilary Duff (@HilaryDuff) December 5, 2014
my life was once whiskey, tears, and cigarettes… now it's snot, tears, and the color of poop. #bliss
— P!nk (@Pink) June 14, 2011
Guys, with GREAT pride I tell you this: Birdie got into preschool. So, our job as parents is done, right? Right?
— Busy Philipps (@BusyPhilipps) March 11, 2011
245 pm. My son just told me I had a mustache like daddy's. #ThanksgivingThrowdown
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) November 28, 2014
Only one plug working in my house. Do I charge the baby monitor or my phone. Asshole dilemma
— christina applegate (@1capplegate) December 5, 2014
"It's 8:30am & I've already gotten into 5 fights" – thugs, and parents of toddlers
— Nikki Fre$h (@nicolerichie) January 14, 2013
— Reese Witherspoon (@ReeseW) March 18, 2015
My 4 year old son just said to me, "Mom, you should never trust farts." https://t.co/CQO0Cdj1z4
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) March 4, 2016
I think that when you have small kids, you just have to be ok with the fact that your car will always smell like slightly rotten apples.
— Busy Philipps (@BusyPhilipps) July 25, 2015
It is sooo funny. I used to get crazy with my own costume. Now i'm lucky if I brush my hair. Too obsessed w my daughter's look.
— Bethenny Frankel (@Bethenny) October 30, 2015