15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read

I’ve been on twitter for about 6 years now, and it never ceases to amaze me how easy it is to find hilarious jokes for this listevery week. You’d think I’d run out at some point, but nope. Twitter is a bottomless well of jokes(and lots of other not so great stuff lately) but mostly jokes, and it is my absolute pleasure to bring you this list every week. I assure you it is as much fun for me to make as it is for you to read. So thank you for continuing to visit this, because it means I get to continue putting it together. Please enjoy this week’s roundup, and always remember: retweets mean everything.

15.

I'm so glad Jurassic Park isn't real because this would be every man's Tinder pic pic.twitter.com/e00y3xbXPz

— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) June 12, 2018

14.

https://twitter.com/timmcelroy6/status/1006324420238086145

13.

Fucking class having a shower at your girlfriends. Using stuff like a charcoal facial scrub and a pomegranate & mango shower milk, I’ve came out the shower smelling like a fresh fruit market on a hot summers day, feeling like a brand new woman. 13/10 would recommend.

— Flanny. (@FlannyTweets) June 20, 2018

12.

https://twitter.com/Noah_DavidB/status/995424636518182917

11.

Is maroon just navy red pic.twitter.com/DlCWvBAwrb

— maze (@Mezaphy) June 19, 2018

10.

https://twitter.com/Ihab8knicks/status/1009211560126963713

9.

You know how when you're a fast walker and the guy ahead of you is fast too but only 90% as fast as you, so you MUST pass him, but to pass him you have to walk comically faster than your normal speed, or else you'll be in his personal space too long as you pass? That's annoying.

— Gabe Rivera (@gaberivera) January 17, 2018

8.

she escaped the museum and ride the train, omyghaad. pic.twitter.com/rGyFFE1Tzk

— Zeke ☾☼ (@zekemartinx) June 13, 2018

7.

me getting ready for work pic.twitter.com/rH5QpvBNP9

— kirs ◡̈ (@kirsmu) June 14, 2018

6.

https://twitter.com/StephKinmon/status/1008180484285894657

5.

accidentally juuled in front of my mom but she only saw the smoke and goes “what was that” so i immediately said ”oh my god you saw that too?” and now i have to spend the rest of my life pretending my house is haunted

— xannenberg (@SarahKannenberg) June 15, 2018