One of my favorite things to do at the end of a long day is going to my local bar, sipping a whiskey on the patio under the setting Los Angeles sun, surrounded by beautiful actors and models happily chatting away, but also never really seeing any of that because I’m looking at tweets on my phone. Like, the whole time. It’s great. The tweets are never ending. That Los Angeles sun will set. The bar will close. Most of these actors and models will give up, move home, and start a family they’ll grow to resent. But the tweets? Ah, the tweets. The tweets are forever.
New Yorkers are fucking assholes and i love it pic.twitter.com/JD06rmIvC6
— lil zyrtec (@dorseyshaw) July 17, 2018
I think about this literally every day pic.twitter.com/z6ykqQXtYF
— dismal moon (@marxianangel) July 14, 2018