I’ll probably eventually have kids because they’re cute and having a family would be nice. At least it totally seems nice in the abstract. I mean, my parents did it – it’s probably not too hard. Right?
But these twitter parents…I mean, they’re enough to make you think, “Well, maybe I do like my comfortable life of mostly doing what I want, when I want to, and waking up at a reasonable hour, and sleeping through the night, and only having to take care of myself.”
Cause when you’ve got kids, all that sh*t goes right out the door. Fun!