Mike
One of my favorite things to do at the end of a long day is going to my local bar, sipping a whiskey on the patio under the setting Los Angeles sun, surrounded by beautiful actors and models happily chatting away, but also never really seeing any of that because I’m looking at tweets on my phone. Like, the whole time. It’s great. The tweets are never-ending. That Los Angeles sun will set. The bar will close. Most of these actors and models will give up, move home, and start a family they’ll grow to resent. But the tweets? Ah, the tweets. The tweets are forever.
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I’m so sick of this happening every time… pic.twitter.com/yMDRlKLem1
— jorble @ ConBravo I-03 (@jordizzle) July 24, 2018
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Don’t know shit about anime but I know my best friend loves that shit so, I threw her a Dragon Ball Z themed babyshower.
And I don’t wanna brag but, I fucking came through lol. Can’t wait to meet my godson 💙. pic.twitter.com/am0QWwkVEK
— Lex Talionis (@CutTheFuckery) July 22, 2018
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Just hit this idiot with the reverse card pic.twitter.com/QTt71XN3he
— 🌧 (@DearTragedy_) July 24, 2018
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Folks… we have come full circle. This is Charlie, dog of Brant. He naps in a pineapple and really likes french fries. 14/10 you’ve got a good dog, Brent pic.twitter.com/iYnjpphWau
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) July 23, 2018
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What pigeons do for fun pic.twitter.com/LTvT7hRcfR
— Michael 🏈💰 (@_moneyy_mike_) July 21, 2018
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