20+ Jokes About Being Late That Will Drive Punctual People Nuts

Like my grandfather used to say, “If you’re not 10 minutes early, you’re late.” I had punctuality engrained in me from an early age. So much so that I will have a full blown panic attack if I even think I’m going to be late for something. While this has helped me with jobs and deadlines, it did not prepare me for dealing with the other 98% of people I’d meet who for whatever reason simply cannot show up on time for anything. I think we all have at least one friend we have to tell dinner starts at 7 when it actually starts at 8, just so they’ll show up only a little late. Okay, thanks for reading my rant. Oh, and if you’re one of these unapologetically late people, please, for the love of god, get your f*cking sh*t together.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BQtzJfXAvuN/?utm_source=ig_embed

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Sorry I was late for work. A guy at 7-11 put 23 creams in his coffee and I had to watch him put each one in.

— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) April 21, 2017

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https://twitter.com/ayyypee/status/842389305460948992

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friends: we're here where are you
me: I'm on my way
me: pic.twitter.com/rdbIFUBTU8

— sim (@badgalsim) January 7, 2017

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friend: ill be there in 5 mins! U ready?
Me: pic.twitter.com/Q8kNR8PfW0

— sam? (@500ft) October 24, 2015

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https://www.facebook.com/632163130179201/posts/1552641448131360

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when u set 20 alarms in the morning and sleep through all of them and are late to everything pic.twitter.com/VnbyxQW2fW

— matt (@mattjoans) February 28, 2016

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BOVP0ZcBm-B/?utm_source=ig_embed

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I hate when ur running late & a dark army surrounds your car & you're like oh great now I have to defeat the skeleton king thanks universe

— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) January 25, 2017

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When you hit snooze 80 times and now you’ve got 3 minutes to leave the house pic.twitter.com/WFHSSKOPNG

— 𝕖 𝕣 𝕚 (@ericabaguma) March 18, 2016

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BWjIgkjhXDq/?utm_source=ig_embed

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https://www.instagram.com/p/6yCrpWTffi/?utm_source=ig_embed

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friends: I'm on my way
Me: okay, let me know when you're here
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Friend: here

Me: pic.twitter.com/KqcBSh1VDY

— lil razzle dazzle (@_vincentcuhh) March 16, 2017

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