20+ Jokes About Being Late That Will Drive Punctual People Nuts

Like my grandfather used to say, “If you’re not 10 minutes early, you’re late.” I had punctuality engrained in me from an early age. So much so that I will have a full blown panic attack if I even think I’m going to be late for something. While this has helped me with jobs and deadlines, it did not prepare me for dealing with the other 98% of people I’d meet who for whatever reason simply cannot show up on time for anything. I think we all have at least one friend we have to tell dinner starts at 7 when it actually starts at 8, just so they’ll show up only a little late. Okay, thanks for reading my rant. Oh, and if you’re one of these unapologetically late people, please, for the love of god, get your f*cking sh*t together.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BQtzJfXAvuN/?utm_source=ig_embed

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https://www.tumblr.com/onlytwitterpics/148808015793

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https://twitter.com/ayyypee/status/842389305460948992

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memes - meme Leg - me: i have to leave by 8:30 so i should start getting ready by 7:30 me @ 8:20:

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work meme - People - Me walking into class late with the beverage that made me late

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https://www.facebook.com/632163130179201/posts/1552641448131360

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BOVP0ZcBm-B/?utm_source=ig_embed

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work meme - Eyewear - AP Follow @ayyypee everyone: why were you late me: wow traffic was insane I am literally so sorry also me:

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work meme - Text - "Stacy you bitch, where are you? You're late for brunch" Me: I'm literally 30 seconds away. Also me: BataSalmon

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https://twitter.com/ericabaguma/status/710816840075894789

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work meme - Text - Bambi Читать @ Bxngz "Why're you always late?" "Something crazy always happens school" omw to "Why are you lying to me Kevin.?" Who the FUCK THOUGHT OF PUTTING A HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING STREET WHEN I NEED TO GET TO FUCKING CLASS

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BWjIgkjhXDq/?utm_source=ig_embed

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work meme - Cat - When u hit that snooze button too many times so now ur speeding thru traffic trying not to be late for work like:

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https://www.instagram.com/p/6yCrpWTffi/?utm_source=ig_embed

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work meme - Green - Me: I better leave, I'm going to be late Other me: The later you are, the less time you gotta be there

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work meme - Text - i've officially run out of excuses will likely be a little late because of who i am as a person

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome