Like my grandfather used to say, “If you’re not 10 minutes early, you’re late.” I had punctuality engrained in me from an early age. So much so that I will have a full blown panic attack if I even think I’m going to be late for something. While this has helped me with jobs and deadlines, it did not prepare me for dealing with the other 98% of people I’d meet who for whatever reason simply cannot show up on time for anything. I think we all have at least one friend we have to tell dinner starts at 7 when it actually starts at 8, just so they’ll show up only a little late. Okay, thanks for reading my rant. Oh, and if you’re one of these unapologetically late people, please, for the love of god, get your f*cking sh*t together.
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You know what's even worse? When you work and have class right after so no matter what, every time you're late to class it looks like you stopped to get starbucks but you wanna be like oh no professor I work at Starbucks and made this drink for myself when I got off and I'm not late because i stopped to get coffee I'm just late bc that's just the way I am #BaristaLife
Sorry I was late for work. A guy at 7-11 put 23 creams in his coffee and I had to watch him put each one in.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) April 21, 2017
everyone: why were you late
me: wow traffic was insane I am literally so sorry
also me: pic.twitter.com/a6J0CAKhr2
— Austin Michael (@ayyypee) March 16, 2017
friends: we're here where are you
me: I'm on my way
— sim (@badgalsim) January 7, 2017
friend: ill be there in 5 mins! U ready?
— sam? (@500ft) October 24, 2015
when u set 20 alarms in the morning and sleep through all of them and are late to everything pic.twitter.com/VnbyxQW2fW
— matt🧜🏼♂️ (@mattjoans) February 28, 2016
I hate when ur running late & a dark army surrounds your car & you're like oh great now I have to defeat the skeleton king thanks universe
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) January 25, 2017
When you hit snooze 80 times and now you’ve got 3 minutes to leave the house pic.twitter.com/WFHSSKOPNG
— 𝕖 𝕣 𝕚 (@ericabaguma) March 18, 2016
friends: I'm on my way
Me: okay, let me know when you're here
— lil razzle dazzle (@_vincentcuhh) March 16, 2017