Noah Berman
There are people in the world that are early birds. They set their alarms before the sun comes up, they hit the gym, get some work done, or go for a brisk stroll before starting their day. They always have enough time for a full breakfast.
But, then, there are those people who can barely make it to work on time. We’re always missing our train, we barely have time for a granola bar, and God-forbid we can’t grab a coffee before we get into the office. If you’re like person number 2, you’ll want to retweet each and every one of these posts.
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morning people vs me pic.twitter.com/9Jdj7qfzh8
— martin (@slutropico) August 23, 2017
36.
I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm
— Sarcasm 🙂 (@SarcasmPage) April 8, 2018
35.
6-year-old: How will I know when I’m a grown-up?
Me: Do you dread getting out of bed?
6: No.
Me: You’re not there yet.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) July 13, 2016
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I hate it when mom says “get up it’s already morning, sun is out”,
So what am I supposed to do???
Photosynthesis??? pic.twitter.com/ggZVpZYVD1— valking♔ (@_valking) April 1, 2018
33.
A great thing about waking up early is you have the whole day to go back to bed.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 29, 2016
32.
wowe wakig up super early is great, instead of getting tired late at night u get tired by 9am cool
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) September 7, 2016
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i was wondering why my alarm didn’t go off this morning and i realized this is what i had as my alarm pic.twitter.com/GIwLBs1ktm
— cate (@cate_goff) September 8, 2016
30.
I’m always awake early but I’m not as much of a “morning person” as I am a “don’t talk to me ever” person.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 18, 2012
29.
Fuck the snooze button, marry sleep, kill the alarm.
— Patrick Walsh (@thepatrickwalsh) December 7, 2012
28.
STEP 1: wake up early
STEP 2: play on cell phone
STEP 3: ????
STEP 4: apologize for being late— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) September 9, 2016
27.
A snail can sleep for up to 3 years. I didn’t know it was even possible to be this jealous.
— The Alicianater (@leechee420) January 31, 2014
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“Marta, how hard is it for you to wake up early?” me: pic.twitter.com/Sd0wmkYQV4
— Marta (@hypebizzle) October 6, 2016
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I’m very open-minded. I even have a friend who’s a morning person.
— Ash (@EmberToAsh) April 4, 2018
24.
When a morning person tries to talk to me…
*7:30am*
person: “Hi, how are ya?”
Me: “hI, HOw ArE yA?” pic.twitter.com/gzJBwpFjpi— Madeline (@_itsmaddiiee_) May 18, 2017
23.
I HATE WAKING UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN JUST TO GO TO SCHOOL 😡😔 pic.twitter.com/GO4NhqwwUx
— KING BO (@Prince__Suburan) September 6, 2016
22.
If you wake me up before my alarm goes off, chances are I hate you now.
— Sydney Smith (@Sydney12Smith) December 14, 2015
21.
Went to bed it was still dark getting out of bed it’s getting dark I don’t like this
— Shane (@Shaane__) December 10, 2015
20.
Person: good morning
Me: DON’T TELL ME HOW MY MORNING IS BEFORE I’VE HAD COFFEE pic.twitter.com/mguz65LQKF
— Typical Gay™ (@TheTypicalGay_) October 4, 2016
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I’m totally a morning person in the sense that I’m a person and mornings happen and there’s apparently nothing I can do about it
— Lyndsay Rush (@rushbomb) September 3, 2015
18.
Prince Charming: I will awaken her with love’s sweet ki–
Sleeping Beauty: five more minutes— Todd ‘Papi’ Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) May 27, 2015
17.
When you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like pic.twitter.com/tlTikY51Cb
— Funny Quotes (@FunnyQuotees) August 22, 2014
16.
My five stages of waking up:
1)Denial
2)Denial
3)Denial
4)Denial
5)Extreme hostility— Sardonic Tart 🇮🇹 (@SardonicTart) February 7, 2018
15.
the four stages of grief i went through waking up this morning pic.twitter.com/mJ0PHh0Qk8
— liv (@itsokayolivia) January 30, 2018
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Just hit “snooze” on my smoke alarm. I’m going to need a few more minutes of sleep before I start dealing with a house fire.
— Mark Leggett 🗿 (@markleggett) September 7, 2016
13.
yeah either you can be a “morning person” or you could be such a badass night person that night becomes morning because it can’t handle you
— jon hendren (@fart) June 21, 2013
12.
It’s really hard to wake up early and go to the gym but it’s worth it because afterwards I feel really truly terrible.
— Chris Tindal (@christindal) October 29, 2014
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I’ve never gone skydiving, but I do regularly snooze a little longer after I’ve turned off my last snooze alarm, so I get it.
— nate dern (@natedern) May 6, 2014
10.
Waking up early and getting things done is one of the best feelings ever…
I assume.— Abby Rosenquist (@abbyrosenquist) February 11, 2014
9.
The best part of waking up is the Folgers I threw in your face for getting me out of bed so damn early.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 12, 2012
8.
My outfits are typically inspired by the fact that I hit my snooze button 8 times every morning
— Olivia Karnes (@liv_karnes) October 11, 2016
7.
I am not a ‘morning person’. I am an ‘early afternoon’ person. Who comes into his own in the evening.
— Greg McHugh (@gregjmchugh) January 18, 2017
6.
I hate morning people, mornings, and people.
— Bill Murray (@BiIIMurray) April 10, 2016
5.
school never been the problem.. it’s THE WAKING UP EARLY PART 😑.
— emz. (@prettyaddary) February 6, 2018
4.
Waking up and not being able to find your glasses or your phone. pic.twitter.com/9yK9ShJyd4
— Aderonke Adeola (@ronkerajii) February 6, 2018
3.
I want to open a coffee shop called “I hate mornings” and name the coffees”screw you” “fuck off” “i hate my job” and “finals week” and everything will be served with a shot of tequila or a glass of wine ☕☕😄
— Mamacita ✨ (@Mommywifelife7) April 6, 2018
2.
why do my eyes not open in the morning, I have to physically demonstrate a medical procedure just so they don’t close again 😂
— Spencer (@ElmoFilms) January 18, 2017
1.
Whoever speaks at my funeral will probably just look over at my casket and say “well, she was always kind of like this.”
— slaughthie (@slaughthie) January 30, 2015