There are people in the world that are early birds. They set their alarms before the sun comes up, they hit the gym, get some work done, or go for a brisk stroll before starting their day. They always have enough time for a full breakfast.
But, then, there are those people who can barely make it to work on time. We’re always missing our train, we barely have time for a granola bar, and God-forbid we can’t grab a coffee before we get into the office. If you’re like person number 2, you’ll want to retweet each and every one of these posts.
morning people vs me pic.twitter.com/9Jdj7qfzh8
— martin (@slutropico) August 23, 2017
I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm
— Sarcasm 🙂 (@SarcasmPage) April 8, 2018
6-year-old: How will I know when I’m a grown-up?
Me: Do you dread getting out of bed?
Me: You’re not there yet.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) July 13, 2016
I hate it when mom says “get up it’s already morning, sun is out”,
So what am I supposed to do???
— valking♔ (@_valking) April 1, 2018
A great thing about waking up early is you have the whole day to go back to bed.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 29, 2016
wowe wakig up super early is great, instead of getting tired late at night u get tired by 9am cool
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) September 7, 2016
i was wondering why my alarm didn’t go off this morning and i realized this is what i had as my alarm pic.twitter.com/GIwLBs1ktm
— cate (@cate_goff) September 8, 2016
I’m always awake early but I’m not as much of a “morning person” as I am a “don’t talk to me ever” person.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 18, 2012
Fuck the snooze button, marry sleep, kill the alarm.
— Patrick Walsh (@thepatrickwalsh) December 7, 2012
STEP 1: wake up early
STEP 2: play on cell phone
STEP 3: ????
STEP 4: apologize for being late
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) September 9, 2016
A snail can sleep for up to 3 years. I didn’t know it was even possible to be this jealous.
— The Alicianater (@leechee420) January 31, 2014
“Marta, how hard is it for you to wake up early?” me: pic.twitter.com/Sd0wmkYQV4
— Marta (@hypebizzle) October 6, 2016
I’m very open-minded. I even have a friend who’s a morning person.
— Ash (@EmberToAsh) April 4, 2018
When a morning person tries to talk to me…
person: “Hi, how are ya?”
Me: “hI, HOw ArE yA?” pic.twitter.com/gzJBwpFjpi
— Madeline (@_itsmaddiiee_) May 18, 2017
I HATE WAKING UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN JUST TO GO TO SCHOOL 😡😔 pic.twitter.com/GO4NhqwwUx
— KING BO (@Prince__Suburan) September 6, 2016
If you wake me up before my alarm goes off, chances are I hate you now.
— Sydney Smith (@Sydney12Smith) December 14, 2015
Went to bed it was still dark getting out of bed it’s getting dark I don’t like this
— Shane (@Shaane__) December 10, 2015
Person: good morning
Me: DON’T TELL ME HOW MY MORNING IS BEFORE I’VE HAD COFFEE pic.twitter.com/mguz65LQKF
— Typical Gay™ (@TheTypicalGay_) October 4, 2016
I’m totally a morning person in the sense that I’m a person and mornings happen and there’s apparently nothing I can do about it
— Lyndsay Rush (@rushbomb) September 3, 2015
Prince Charming: I will awaken her with love’s sweet ki–
Sleeping Beauty: five more minutes
— Todd ‘Papi’ Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) May 27, 2015
When you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like pic.twitter.com/tlTikY51Cb
— Funny Quotes (@FunnyQuotees) August 22, 2014
My five stages of waking up:
— Sardonic Tart 🇮🇹 (@SardonicTart) February 7, 2018
the four stages of grief i went through waking up this morning pic.twitter.com/mJ0PHh0Qk8
— liv (@itsokayolivia) January 30, 2018
Just hit “snooze” on my smoke alarm. I’m going to need a few more minutes of sleep before I start dealing with a house fire.
— Mark Leggett 🗿 (@markleggett) September 7, 2016
yeah either you can be a “morning person” or you could be such a badass night person that night becomes morning because it can’t handle you
— jon hendren (@fart) June 21, 2013
It’s really hard to wake up early and go to the gym but it’s worth it because afterwards I feel really truly terrible.
— Chris Tindal (@christindal) October 29, 2014
I’ve never gone skydiving, but I do regularly snooze a little longer after I’ve turned off my last snooze alarm, so I get it.
— nate dern (@natedern) May 6, 2014
Waking up early and getting things done is one of the best feelings ever…
— Abby Rosenquist (@abbyrosenquist) February 11, 2014
The best part of waking up is the Folgers I threw in your face for getting me out of bed so damn early.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 12, 2012
My outfits are typically inspired by the fact that I hit my snooze button 8 times every morning
— Olivia Karnes (@liv_karnes) October 11, 2016
I am not a ‘morning person’. I am an ‘early afternoon’ person. Who comes into his own in the evening.
— Greg McHugh (@gregjmchugh) January 18, 2017
I hate morning people, mornings, and people.
— Bill Murray (@BiIIMurray) April 10, 2016
school never been the problem.. it’s THE WAKING UP EARLY PART 😑.
— emz. (@prettyaddary) February 6, 2018
Waking up and not being able to find your glasses or your phone. pic.twitter.com/9yK9ShJyd4
— Aderonke Adeola (@ronkerajii) February 6, 2018
I want to open a coffee shop called “I hate mornings” and name the coffees”screw you” “fuck off” “i hate my job” and “finals week” and everything will be served with a shot of tequila or a glass of wine ☕☕😄
— Mamacita ✨ (@Mommywifelife7) April 6, 2018
why do my eyes not open in the morning, I have to physically demonstrate a medical procedure just so they don’t close again 😂
— Spencer (@ElmoFilms) January 18, 2017
Whoever speaks at my funeral will probably just look over at my casket and say “well, she was always kind of like this.”
— slaughthie (@slaughthie) January 30, 2015