Noah Berman
Teens everywhere are rolling their eyes at their dads after he said some corny-ass thing in public. What they don’t realize is that one day, they’ll be the adult with the bad jokes. By then we’ll mostly be made from cyborg parts, but our terrible senses of humor will age as normal. That’s what I think anyway, and I’m looking forward to it!
The crazy thing is that it sneaks up on your. What would have once made you shriek, “Daaaa-AAD!” will start to make you smile a little. You’ll be in the shower and remember some pun about shampoo and have a giggle. Dad jokes are slow burners. They catch you when you least expect it and make you laugh. Then groan. Then laugh again at home terrible the joke was.
The cyborg technology will probably arrive before we understand why this transformation happens. Science can’t explain it. Presumably our brains atrophy. Here are a whole bunch of the best Dad Jokes in the game, from an account called @BadDadJokes for when your mind is too weak and old to understand they’re awful. Then all that’s left is the laughter!
30.
Apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password.
It’s not stroganoff.#dadjokes #JokeOfTheDay— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) January 31, 2018
29.
How do you kill a vegetarian vampire?
With a steak to the heart.#dadjokes #jokeoftheday— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) December 27, 2017
28.
My friend David lost his ID…
Now I call him Dav.#dadjokes #jokeoftheday— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) October 6, 2017
27.
What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.#dadjoke #jokeoftheday
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) June 21, 2017
26.
I met my wife on the net; we were both bad trapeze artists.#dadjokes #jokeoftheday
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) May 24, 2017
25.
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.#dadjokes #jokeoftheday
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) May 20, 2017
24.
I used to have a job collecting leaves. I was raking it in. #dadjokes #jokeoftheday
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) April 7, 2017
23.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels#dadjokes #jokeoftheday— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) March 21, 2017
22.
I tell you what often gets overlooked – garden fences.#dadjokes #jokeoftheday
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) March 7, 2017
21.
I saw an ad in a shop window that said “Television for Sale – £1- Volume Stuck On Full”. I thought: “I can’t turn that down”.#dadjokes
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) February 12, 2017