Noah Berman
20.
What’s a marsupial’s favourite cocktail?
A piña koala.#dadjokes #jokeoftheday— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) January 13, 2017
19.
Why aren’t jet skis called boatercyles?#dadjoke #joke
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) November 28, 2016
18.
Today’s top fact:
50% of Canada is A#dadjoke— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) October 31, 2016
17.
Old yachtsmen don’t die… They just keel over.#dadjokes #jokeoftheday
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) July 28, 2016
16.
I just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore.#DadmirationDay #FathersDay #dadjokes #HappyFathersDay
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) June 19, 2016
15.
I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.#dadjokes #jokeoftheday
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) June 2, 2016
14.
Archaeology really is a career in ruins…#dadjokes
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) April 25, 2016
13.
If you want a job in the moisturiser industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.#dadjokes
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) April 9, 2016
12.
My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at chess.#jokes #dadjokes
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) March 28, 2016
11.
I hate perforated lines, they’re tearable.#dadjokes
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) January 20, 2016