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There comes a moment in every woman’s life where they meet a man who truly has them hooked. While some women are into a guy based on looks, and others based on personality–there are some women who are attached to a guy due to how good they throw down in the bedroom.
A guy could be a complete and total jerkoff, treat a woman like garbage, and probably cheat on them too–but, if they’re doing it right with what God gave them…some women just can’t walk away. We call this when a woman gets “dickmatized.” It’s pretty self-explanatory.
How does a woman realize they have been completely dickmatized by a man, you ask? Well, thanks to Twitter user @Hey_Candis, we now know the exact moment some women stopped and realized they were.
Ladies, what was the thing that made you sit back and say to yourself “Oh bitch, we might be dickmatized!”
— Dreka Gates (@Hey_Candis) August 16, 2018
Heads up ladies, things are about to get crazy.
30.
When his girl threatened to kill me if I didn’t leave him alone and I gave her my address https://t.co/FOWLpyRfsM
— Devil In a New Dress 🧞♀️ (@LustKittenLis) August 18, 2018
29.
He cheated on me with a Bitch who though it would be cute to send me a boomerang on Instagram of them in his bed together, so I screenshotted it and sent it to her baby daddy (she was cheating on him) with my mans address https://t.co/twXOGLBz07
— Vag of Honor🦄 (@Oohshestressful) August 18, 2018
28.
When he went to Miami with his friends and one day I called and he wasn’t picking up so I flew out there to see what he was up to. Ended up staying out there for the rest of his trip. Lost my job. I was 21
— Kya 🌻 (@kyaaaa_d) August 17, 2018
27.
He went to prison so I fast tracked my degree program and became his correctional counselor so that I could make sure he wasn’t seeing no one else.
— SoMe! 👏🏾 (@sonayia) August 18, 2018
26.
Got him some shoes, got his oil changed, and picked up some juice on the way home… pic.twitter.com/ePatTyjmMK
— sorceress (@tylerayeee) August 18, 2018
25.
When I put my email in his Send & Receive in his iMessage & seen every text he sent & received for a week 😅 https://t.co/w4H0whv1zI
— queen b. (@esslashawne_) August 18, 2018
24.
Got a tattoo of his name on my lower back. Thank God we got married. I was trippin
— the Black Sailor Moon (@Chocolate_gypsi) August 18, 2018
23.
when I took his ass back after he blacked my eye 😂😂 , spent all my money , fucked me over , killed my dog , & crashed my car . https://t.co/O4qg77PMQs
— Nick Name is Nicki . 🧚🏾♂️ (@cammyakafinesse) August 18, 2018
22.
Bitch I drove past his house multiple times while he was outside, just to cuss him out for not calling me back. I had to get my life. I started to feel like a pressed heterosexual. Cut him off😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/yjjVb3WYkG
— Zae. (@Herlipsreal) August 16, 2018
21.
i wrote, arranged, and recorded a whole song and the opening lyrics were “my feet are sore, my legs are sore, my thighs are sore but my pussy wants more” https://t.co/FASJIlkPZK
— tumn’s titty emporium (@phlbambi) August 19, 2018
20.
When he ate my leftovers and I wasn’t PISSED https://t.co/VqxZBYMCbR
— 👩🏾💻 (@theashcamille) August 17, 2018
19.
Called his phone 91 times back to back. Rode around for 2 hours to find him and when I did….I sat in the cut until he went to his car. I walked up opened the door, beat his ass and threw his phone in the ditch. I still spent the night with him tho 🤞🏽 https://t.co/Z8MCF6k4yc
— doll. (@BodyFUCKNBangin) August 18, 2018
18.
He wasn’t answering his phone for hours, I broke into his apartment through the window. He was sleeping 🙂
— Queen L 👸🏽 (@xolawren) August 18, 2018
17.
When I drove through 5 different movie theater parking lots each in different towns to make sure his car was at one of them before I accused him of not being at the movies 🏊🏾♂️🏊🏾♂️🏊🏾♂️ https://t.co/psgLsarrjd
— chanel johnson (@chanel_imani5) August 17, 2018
16.
I waited outside from 5am-11 cause I knew what time he had class, to catch him walking outside cause he wasn’t texting me back or responding to my calls 😭
— bitch im a cow (@FR33MYSTIC) August 18, 2018
15.
Dick so good I caught him cheating and apologized for being in his business 🤦🏽♀️ https://t.co/e6qYC0nIiF
— African Goddess (@Ubuntu_Queen) August 18, 2018
14.
worked solely to keep his gas tank filled, cleaned his room and washed his laundry everyday. Then he replaced me with fortnite so i learned fortnite to spend time with him 😂 All in this time i slowly started moving my shit in lol. By the time he realized, i was living there lol
— 👸🏽👸🏽👸🏽👸🏽👸🏽 (@telameshaaa) August 19, 2018
13.
I took all his shit to his mamas house cause I wanted him out but then i missed him so I snuck into her house and stole all his shit back and made him come home to me https://t.co/eOAA4HGo4E
— thibodeaux🌶 (@snthibs) August 17, 2018
12.
When I showed up at his house because I left my charger there the night before. His girlfriend answered the door. I walked past the bitch got my charger. I yelled out to him see you late babe. Walked out the door…I was a bold bitch 😭
— C.R.E.A.M (@_m0nieL0VE) August 17, 2018
11.
Walked in a snowstorm to his house. He lived at home with his mama and I had my own place. We lived in the same neighborhood.
Gave him money for his metrocard and for clubbing. pic.twitter.com/bihuRExHEo
— . (@MandyB202) August 18, 2018
10.
I took a charge so this nigga wouldn’t go to jail and be unable to see his daughter. I might be retarded reflecting back on the whole thing now. https://t.co/OA6cYTvzu8
— RobDiggity (@xorob_) August 18, 2018
9.
Thanksgiving night he hmu 2 in the morning with the “I’m in your city.”
I wasn’t even in my city. 1 Red Bull, an hour and a half & a wig swap later I was at the Tradewinds Resort in my city asking did he want peanuts from the lobby😭🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮 https://t.co/DQi2HOj9BC— D e m S u g a r🇻🇮🇧🇷 (@MinellyDeme) August 18, 2018
8.
We were arguing and I threw my keys at him; he ducked the keys and they hit the TV and broke the screen. I was literally in Walmart the next day buying another TV for him and helped him put it up. https://t.co/b7qFio88BP
— #KaiDaStallion (@YourSINsation_) August 17, 2018
7.
I found out he was cheating on me so I slept with his best friend then I called his mama, his job, and the 2 other women and 1 guy he was cheating with and told them about his illicit drug use, binge drinking, and that he was bisexual. He didn’t know it was me until months later.
— Veesa DeClyne (@luckygoddessn7) August 19, 2018
6.
When I called my friend and asked her to bring paint from work so I can dump it on his new car cause I thought he was with another bitch. 😂 https://t.co/3wxJUpoBH6
— CarrieBradshaw 👑 (@Antwanette_x) August 18, 2018
5.
I showed up at his house unannounced … noticed his car was started. I hopped in the backseat and tried to hide to see where WE was about to go 😂😂. He opened the car door and was like Raven what are you doing in here lmaoo. We both ended up at the gym 🤷🏽♀️ https://t.co/MiZvz8vEOz
— Rayy Wood (@rayyseandon) August 18, 2018
4.
He was in a fight and my pregnant ass helped him jump the nigga 🙃 https://t.co/bkKzR2mPDN
— dej👑✨ (@imaniiiiii) August 19, 2018
3.
Tried to fight his girlfriend in the Bank of America parking lot. And then made him kiss me in front of her. I was awful. https://t.co/UImFUyfg5s
— Chewella DeTrille (@CaressLepore) August 18, 2018
2.
I took both phone chargers and hid them, then when he texted me asking where they were I was like, “I literally just realized you left them here, guess you gotta come back.” 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/miiOxJTaGi
— MING LEE. (@dgaf_Deja) August 18, 2018
1.
I skipped school every Friday my first semester of senior year to take a $2 & like 1-1.5 hour bus ride then a mile long walk to his off campus apartment just to see him. Then $50 Uber’s back home if I missed the bus
— lightskin goddess (@swerveaway) August 18, 2018