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When it comes to the bedroom, there are a few things we’re usually great at. And, of course, there are always those things we’re not so great at–so we avoid them like the plague. The worst part about having those “bedroom weaknesses” is worrying that someone out there it definitely better at it–and, can definitely throw down twice as hard in the sack.
So, we start feeling a little insecure whenever we partake in the dirty deed. As it turns out, however, there are plenty of people who have sex weaknesses, and, reading about them will definitely make you feel a bit better down the line.
Tracy Boomeisha-Ann Clayton asked her followers to reveal the sex thing they’re bad at…
what sex thing are you worst at? I give awful handjobs and my reverse cowgirl is just really uninspired
— Tracy Boomeisha-Ann Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) September 2, 2018
And, people are basically bad at everything–like the rest of us.
22.
That riding move when you’re basically squatting and bouncing. Like the Lil Kim Hard Core pose but like on a man. My knees chile. Issa no.
Basically anything where the sound of my knees popping and beat boxing is audible during the sex.
— Ally McReal (@KiaJD) September 2, 2018
21.
At the moment, getting someone to want sex with me.
— 🌈 Lara (Photographer for hire) (@lara_santaella) September 2, 2018
20.
I can’t talk dirty or make small talk at all. Role playing is a hard no. I need a full script.
— *~WyldPhoenix~* (@PinkWyldflower) September 2, 2018
19.
69ing…there’s just so much going on and i can’t focus lmao
— mars 🏳️🌈 (@marsl0tt) September 2, 2018
18.
I hate being on top. I mean, yeah, I can control angle better…but mostly it's just a lot of work. Let HIM do all the work, I give directions just fine, haha.
— Shira Von Doom 2: Electric Doomaloo (@SparklySnarkery) September 2, 2018
17.
Extended time. Like.. I got mines.. get yours. Wtf you trynna prove here? I wanna go to sleep & you wanna do acrobatics. Sir! I SAID goodnight!
— BΔK Up (@goBEYgo) September 2, 2018
16.
Handjobs. They basically want their own grip, but I'm not a dude with big hands like vicegrips!
— BouffantBecky (@bouffantbecky8) September 2, 2018
15.
Unfortunately I'm on 4 different meds with the side effect of "dry mouth" ….. you get where I'm going with this.
— violently irrelevant (@angryangryalice) September 2, 2018
14.
My husband's a gentlemen so I always finish first unfortunately for him after I finish I'm done and absolutely good for nothing afterwards. I immediately wanna shower & sleep. I don't wanna cuddle or anything.
— Danielle Montague (@Typicalblkchick) September 2, 2018
13.
I never know how to handle it when the pizza guy just shows up from out of nowhere when I didn't even order a pizza.
— Dave Hill (@mrdavehill) September 2, 2018
12.
Having sex with someone I just met and don't feel like I really know. I can't do it; it doesn't matter how physically attractive they are.
— trash gremlin (@a_cat__) September 2, 2018
11.
Undressing my partner. It's surprising how terrible I am at it. Like, absolute clown shoes. Snagging, zipper accidents, tripping, lost balance, trapped in bras levels of awkward. Everything would be golden, if I/(s)he lived as nudists.
— ModReplica (@ModReplica) September 2, 2018
10.
being any form of submissive … I just cant …
— Tranie Lou Hamer (@DiamondStylz) September 2, 2018
9.
taking the lead
— NikkiLynn Michaelson (@MichaelsonFace) September 2, 2018
8.
All the things people have already said. My main issue is: failure to pay attention. I lose focus after about 45-60 seconds in whatever position.
— Curvy Smart (@iBiteiStrike) September 2, 2018
7.
Facials!! I always miss the mouth and wind up spraying the rug or a pillow.. u know amateur porn ain’t a easy thing to emulate
— Ghostface Journalist (@GFJournalist) September 2, 2018
6.
At the moment, anything where I have to bear weight on my hands and knees. My damn neck is sore!! More missionary, less doggy, please!
— Erica Ascending (@cougarcallgirl1) September 2, 2018
5.
I don't think I'm very good at riding a face. I always feel awkward because I don't know where to put my hands.
— Honey 🍯- BΔK Spring '18 (@NettaWitDaHoops) September 2, 2018
4.
I cannot concentrate on using both my hands and my mouth at the same time for very long ever.
— ayumi (@magicalqueenayu) September 2, 2018
3.
Anything that requires balance or acrobatics. I can never get my leverage right and keep falling off the bed or furniture…smh
— Marq Borja (@MarqBorja) September 2, 2018
2.
My jaw gets tired about 30 secs into giving head
— Macaroni Tony (@jillthewhat) September 2, 2018
1.
Can't bring myself to be good at scissoring. I'm too chunky and I just laugh at the fart noises.
— Danie (@Bitchyy_McFlyy) September 2, 2018