Noah Berman
The world is a beautiful array of differences and quirks. That’s what makes it so delightful. People enjoy eating different things in different way, and that’s totally fine.
That said, the people below make me want to barf.
These tweets are all of folks who seem to have skipped over the day where you learn basic food etiquette. Most of them seem to be teens, so maybe youth is to blame. Or maybe they’re just absolute maniacs, with no regard for common decency. they don’t care if they destroy a Pop Tart or spoil the sanctity of Nutella. They have no care for “rules,” and make disgusting ham cakes that will haunt my dreams. The images below are a nightmare—scroll through at your own peril.
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@HunterWilliss just ate the wax on a babybel pic.twitter.com/wINnawfB6l
— Ryan Brooks (@ryan_brooks25) May 27, 2014
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Summit people eat kit kats like this @indy_nation pic.twitter.com/L9VlNIg5wF
— Rebecca Campbell (@rebcampb) September 16, 2016
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Nutella and carrot sticks feelin like a white girl pic.twitter.com/sjJecUm3jx
— Yeff (@_SchoolboyQueen) December 4, 2013
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WTF IS THIS SOME RICE KETCHUP BEANS AND COOKIES?!?!😫😂 pic.twitter.com/DU56FlSKjV
— 🌠 (@pIainIy) July 20, 2015
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Pretty sure I’m the only one who eats their string cheese like this.. pic.twitter.com/ewOyEXkk4G
— Jessica Hickey (@doggurly205) August 30, 2015
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Nutella cheese toast for breakfast #apeadehal #Nutella #breakfastallday pic.twitter.com/F3J2DlcD8i
— ♥BellaZabidi♥ (@BelleZabidi) October 7, 2015
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Sriracha and Nutella. Do it. DO IT NOW!!!:http://t.co/sxqIows7B2 pic.twitter.com/23a4j1HP1r
— Argemiro Jaramillo (@ArgemiroElPrimo) September 8, 2015
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People think I’m weird bc I eat my crust first. 😔 pic.twitter.com/jtNQjbJFwn
— Jewel (@Jewel_Emree) November 20, 2013
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@corybrindley is this layered bologna and mayonnaise cake better? pic.twitter.com/PEgaXBGzDW
— ANDY (@bukakecreamteam) September 27, 2015
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Ah, 18, I’m coming into you with the celebratory meal of champions: an almond butter and cereal sandwich. pic.twitter.com/yAOmFhalwy
— sabrina (@kimberlymademe) October 2, 2015
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@jdwtweet When I ordered a hot dog and cheese I wasn’t expecting this #wetherspoons #wtf pic.twitter.com/Y7jmiZ0WGQ
— Ellis German (@EllisGerman) October 6, 2013
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I think I’m like the only person who eats their Oreos like this lol pic.twitter.com/5BXzBJsZ
— El Espiritu Joto (@EspirituJoto) February 8, 2013
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@velvetgh0st so glad I’m not the only one who eats pizza like this praise the Lord Gabby does pic.twitter.com/f1nJu0OVFK
— Katie🌹✨💋 (@katieecollinge) February 4, 2015
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Am I the only person who eats a kiwi like this…? Like an apple skin and all? #strangelooksfromtheofficegirls pic.twitter.com/uZO9jvdf
— Natalie Moore (@BoomaMoore) July 12, 2012
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What type of psycho eats his wings like this? pic.twitter.com/jITQ9zOdhz
— @Gumbino (@derekt529) July 1, 2015
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Currently eating cereal out of a plastic bag, because I can’t find spoons in Austria. #someregrets pic.twitter.com/hDmICTat6l
— Jacob Alfieri (@JacobAlfieri) May 30, 2015
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Am I the only one who eats jell-o like this. #lazyhabbits lol pic.twitter.com/mrqbPWL4Qa
— SabrinaNellie (@sabrina_nellie_) June 6, 2014
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How do you eat your nuggets???
RT for nakey.
Like for like they come. pic.twitter.com/CdMbUDhhZg— Pancho🌵 (@AlyMichStevens) August 2, 2018
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Am I the only one who eats ramen like this ? pic.twitter.com/svZPlsayxz
— Rafidhi Ralph (@yungxmuj) July 8, 2018
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Twitter has me trying new things 😂😋 pic.twitter.com/9TluRmT9BB
— Kate Urias (@k8urias01) December 3, 2017
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Lol am i the only one who eats the inside of the peel like this…. pic.twitter.com/iXPhwVx5tP
— RiRi😏💦🔥 (@CallMeReelax) June 25, 2017
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Am i the only person who eats my sandwiches like this pic.twitter.com/2Xp5Ef3XYV
— jordyn (@jordyneaton) October 23, 2013
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now we’re talkin pic.twitter.com/aRqXv0t9Vv
— ANDY (@bukakecreamteam) September 27, 2015
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Am I the only one that eats poi like this?????! 😛😛😛😛 I could eat about 5 bags a day😊 pic.twitter.com/tNl2rwj50L
— LEI ALCONCEL🌻 (@leialiika) August 16, 2016
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I can’t be the only one that eats they poptarts like this 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/fuCdihFI4F
— ✨👱🏾♀️✨ (@YungTomatsu) April 3, 2016
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Hey @michaelbuble you aren’t the only one who eats corn like this!! pic.twitter.com/msrlTED0NR
— Pamela VanMeer (@Pamreports) August 4, 2016
I may never eat again. But if I do, it will be like a human, not an alien who learned about food from watching scrambled transmissions of eating contests of the 1980s.