Noah Berman
The world is full of rules—do this, don’t do that, definitely don’t do that. It can be exhausting and boring AF to try to follow all the laws and requirements thrown at us every day. But every so often, a hero comes along and bucks the system. They blithely give the middle finger to what THE MAN wants them to do, and just do whatever they want instead. And they deserve our utmost respect.
23. After Eight, my ass.
22. What question? I don’t see a question.
21. Just gonna put this camera right above this “Dance like no one’s watching sign.”
20. No pumpkin? No problem!
19. Switched the bins with nary a care.
18. Hey, man, don’t push your policies on me.
17. Have a seat, put your feet up, relax.
16. So literal.
15. Don’t tell me where I can handle my sausages, thank you very much.
14. At least it’s not a wooden nickel.
13. Torture? I barely know ‘er!
12. It IS delivery, dammit.
11. See what they did there?
10. Yeah, so what of it?
9. Don’t try to tell me what counts as graffiti.
8. This kid’s going places. Maybe not good ones, but places nonetheless.
7. Or a hot one.
6. Lucky he happened to have that with him.
5. It goes to 11.
4. The BBC is down with the kids and their dippin’ and their dappin’.
3. Rules are made to be broken.
2. Look, it’s not wrong.
1. At least she’s on topic.
