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Unmarked days on the calendar template were still days… I used to think they were undated days….I called them ‘No days’. You know, ‘this month ends on the 31st and three no days after it’s September’.
— Pearce (@flanneldouchery) September 6, 2018
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I thought shoes got smaller with age. Cause people said, “Your shoes are too small for you now”. Had my eye on a pair of my mum’s high heels – electric blue, with a bow. I thought, “Can’t wait till they shrink enough to fit me”. 😂
— Lesley Mc (@lesley900) September 7, 2018
3.
I didn’t realise that cartoons weren’t real people. I thought they just walked around town like normal dues…but as cartoons.
— Kim MacAskill (@kimmacaskill1) September 6, 2018
2.
When I saw the clouds moving, I thought that was the world turning. Never quite put it together that on windy days they seemed to move faster… (but kudos to me@for understanding the world was rotating )
— Rac (@Rac_F) September 6, 2018
1.
I used to think that there were two languages: English and Foreign. And I was baffled when my Welsh speaking grandmother claimed she couldn’t understand the Hindi programme the BBC broadcasted on Sunday mornings. I still suspect she might have been bluffing.
— Ed Round (@EdMRound) September 7, 2018