Noah Berman
The first time you walk into a Costco is a magical experience. Everything is huge and out there – the bare essence of product, available for you to purchase so, so, SO much of.
It’s basically heaven on earth until you find you’ve spent two hundred dollars. Although you probs got $500 worth of stuff, so that’s basically a win, right?
Plus, you really shouldn’t miss out on the free samples. They’re awesome, they’re free, and they’re almost always there. Almost…
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when costco discontinued their berry smoothies.. pic.twitter.com/WaMvNtZg0j
— iz (@isabelleyangg) March 1, 2017
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I remember when @Costco was a family place. pic.twitter.com/dL6DmTAGdL
— Jim Sharpe (@JimSharpe) April 10, 2017
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When Costco moves the eggs. pic.twitter.com/chP9OnE02h
— Chris Hall (@ChrisHallUW) April 30, 2017
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https://twitter.com/_oliviareber/status/782241342634070016?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmariahoxley%2Fpersonally-i-grew-up-going-to-sams-club-but-i-get-the-hype
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When Costco has to ask you to leave again after eating all the free samples for all of your meals every day of the week. pic.twitter.com/vnZvUgP5VG
— The Cultured Ruffian (@CulturedRuffian) May 6, 2017
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"You like mayonnaise? Prove it." – Costco
— chRis (@seethenare) February 23, 2015
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https://twitter.com/CostcoBear/status/730905438888198145
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I wish I were as confident as the birds that fly inside Costco.
— Eileen Mary O’Connell (@i_Lean) May 24, 2017
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when you're at Costco grabbing samples and you whisper to your mom pic.twitter.com/uCX3vy0sY8
— BRI (@LILBRIFRMDAPACK) June 25, 2015
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Costco employee- Would you like a sample?
Trump- *pushing me out of the way* Yes!
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) May 26, 2017
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When you're at Costco and you think you see samples pic.twitter.com/Ek02JMOGOo
— Nathan (@NathanCogliano) March 15, 2016
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Him: Don't get your panties in a bunch.
Me: It's called a bulk pack, Todd. That's how Costco sells them.
— Katie Didn't (@Pork_Chop_Hair) May 22, 2017
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I love that people are sampling animal crackers at Costco like they don't know what they taste like. NOTHIN'S CHANGED, GUYS.
— Megan Batoon (@meganbatoon) March 12, 2017
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https://twitter.com/CostcoBear/status/634200688063451139
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When you're at Costco & see someone you knew long ago & they run away. pic.twitter.com/1Rvb4Mkaxu
— Lifeforce Vibrations (@LifeforceVibes) April 6, 2017
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https://twitter.com/CelebrityChez/status/453702411631071232
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I bought my gym membership at Costco and now I've got 36-pack abs
— Napcore Influencer (@SortaBad) January 6, 2016
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