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Exes. We’ve all got ’em. And love them or hate them, it’s still fun to laugh about them. So, without further ado…
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today I saw my ex so I quickly picked up my phone & shouted HELLO, BEYONCE? BEYONCE FROM THE HIT MUSICAL GROUP DESTINY'S CHILD? then I ran
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) October 29, 2013
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https://twitter.com/dannyricker/status/119849538449186817
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im your DJ for the night and this next one goes out to all my ex gfs: please help me what is my Netflix password i got logged out
— Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) May 27, 2015
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One time my ex was really mad at me after we broke things off & he sent me this & never talked to me again pic.twitter.com/275VRQZgHo
— Andy Rose (@andyyrose__) July 24, 2017
25.
Order of acceptable breakup methods from worst to best:
Text
Call
In person
Written on a sheet cake— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) June 25, 2015
24.
Oh great. My ex just walked into this restaurant where I'm sitting eating french fries alone. Sending this tweet so it looks like I'm busy.
— Brett Ryland (@brettryland) June 1, 2015
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I love restaurants with iPads I have all my receipts texted to my ex. Thats right Jen you missed out on a ton of pizza. hope the babies cool
— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) March 10, 2016
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https://twitter.com/vineyille/status/706549471459409920
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*casually texts 'why do you deny heaven' to all my exes*
— tracy clayton jr the 3rd (@brokeymcpoverty) April 24, 2016
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Sometimes relationships don't work out because of timing, but most of the time it's because someone is an asshole.
— caprice crane (@capricecrane) October 17, 2011
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https://twitter.com/mncrodriguez/status/890331659450675200
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https://twitter.com/DameLetsGo/status/511910668501405696
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All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) April 24, 2013
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https://twitter.com/_xoxomari_/status/792154048652677121
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Always be yourself…
Unless you run into one of your exes…
Then… Be a WAY more successful version of yourself…
— Will Rodgers (@xWILLRODGERSx) June 4, 2015
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https://twitter.com/oneillj_/status/801507244772904960
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It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing
— name cannot be blank (@11111234567890a) February 22, 2016
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and now for my next trick, i will saw a women in half. for this i need a volunteer. how about…MY EX WIFE SANDRA WOW I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE
— bryan (parody) (@CopBroughtPizza) March 21, 2016
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https://twitter.com/Chubbyy__/status/797779843614146561
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my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)
— Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) May 22, 2013
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https://twitter.com/HotMessSWAG/status/737335980169043968
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the stages of a breakup:
1. denial
2. anger
3. bargaining
4. taking pictures of everything you do to make sure people know you're having fun— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) October 5, 2015
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https://twitter.com/Mayaa_harperr/status/666087536381583360
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https://twitter.com/solikebasically/status/486845647073443840
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i love that moment post breakup when girls start posting fire selfies.
— furfante (@nicolemilfie) April 5, 2016
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https://twitter.com/FaShionMaja/status/578295418406248448
