29 Tweets You’ll Only Find Funny If You Have An Ex
Exes. We’ve all got ’em. And love them or hate them, it’s still fun to laugh about them. So, without further ado…
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today I saw my ex so I quickly picked up my phone & shouted HELLO, BEYONCE? BEYONCE FROM THE HIT MUSICAL GROUP DESTINY'S CHILD? then I ran
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) October 29, 2013
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https://twitter.com/dannyricker/status/119849538449186817
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im your DJ for the night and this next one goes out to all my ex gfs: please help me what is my Netflix password i got logged out
— Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) May 27, 2015
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One time my ex was really mad at me after we broke things off & he sent me this & never talked to me again pic.twitter.com/275VRQZgHo
— Andy Rose (@andyyrose__) July 24, 2017
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https://twitter.com/AlisonLeiby/status/613919323074203648
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https://twitter.com/brettryland/status/605210791478882304
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I love restaurants with iPads I have all my receipts texted to my ex. Thats right Jen you missed out on a ton of pizza. hope the babies cool
— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) March 10, 2016
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https://twitter.com/vineyille/status/706549471459409920
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*casually texts 'why do you deny heaven' to all my exes*
— tracy clayton jr the 3rd (@brokeymcpoverty) April 24, 2016
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Sometimes relationships don't work out because of timing, but most of the time it's because someone is an asshole.
— caprice crane (@capricecrane) October 17, 2011
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https://twitter.com/mncrodriguez/status/890331659450675200
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https://twitter.com/DameLetsGo/status/511910668501405696
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All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) April 24, 2013
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When you see Mariah Carey is charging her ex an inconvenience fee for $50 mil and you start thinking of how inconvenient all your ex's were. pic.twitter.com/fch2LAvvhz
— Kyoshi ☭ 🍃 (@_xoxomari_) October 29, 2016
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Always be yourself…
Unless you run into one of your exes…
Then… Be a WAY more successful version of yourself…
— Will Rodgers (@xWILLRODGERSx) June 4, 2015
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https://twitter.com/oneillj_/status/801507244772904960
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It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing
— name cannot be blank (@11111234567890a) February 22, 2016
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and now for my next trick, i will saw a women in half. for this i need a volunteer. how about…MY EX WIFE SANDRA WOW I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE
— bryan (parody) (@CopBroughtPizza) March 21, 2016
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https://twitter.com/Chubbyy__/status/797779843614146561
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my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)
— Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) May 22, 2013
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https://twitter.com/HotMessSWAG/status/737335980169043968
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the stages of a breakup:
1. denial
2. anger
3. bargaining
4. taking pictures of everything you do to make sure people know you're having fun— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) October 5, 2015
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https://twitter.com/Mayaa_harperr/status/666087536381583360
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https://twitter.com/solikebasically/status/486845647073443840
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i love that moment post breakup when girls start posting fire selfies.
— furfante (@nicolemilfie) April 5, 2016
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https://twitter.com/FaShionMaja/status/578295418406248448
