Edward
Not everyone loves their name. Maybe you feel like there are too many Kevins or Rachels, or that your parents getting creative by spelling “Ashley” like “Aeshly” isn’t doing you any favors. Whatever your reason, at least you don’t have to walk around as “Dick Weiner” or “Karen Gobbledick.” Their parents must’ve had them and thought, “let’s ruin their life from the start.”
1. Pop A Bottle For Chardonnay Hooker
2. *Extremely Alec Baldwin Voice*
3. At Least She’s Happy
4. Jesus Condom Saves
5. I’m Sorry Miss Jackson
6. At Least She Made It Into The Industry
7. Never Trust A Steve
8. Yes, It’s His Real Name
9. Why Settle For Just One?
10. He’s Here
11. Middle School Was Hard For Robert
12. Brownie Points
13. Paging Dr. Shit
14. Kid Has A Lot To Live Up To
15. America’s Newest Sweetheart
16. Gross
17. Didn’t Go With ‘Richard’
18. Watch Out
19. Every Day
20. Like Bop-It, But Better
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