Lex
When it comes to love, not everyone is truly lucky. There are plenty of times when we fall for someone who doesn’t quite feel the same way about us. It started on the playground when the boys pushed us off the monkey bars and perpetuated all the way into our adulthood when guys straight up ghost us online (and via text).
While being left on “read” surely does hurt, there’s no better medicine for a bit of figurative pain than self-deprecating jokes about how awful we feel.
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1918: you died for me and now you are a ghost
2018: you ghosted me and now you are dead to me
— cunt eatswood (@nova_Corpse) October 5, 2018
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https://twitter.com/tayycates/status/1048991163330560003
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If you get ghosted in October can that technically be considered a success
— jack (@jacklrogan) October 8, 2018
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there's a really average looking emotionally unavailable guy down here that will probably ghost you in two months pic.twitter.com/9B00sW1FfJ
— scoobert doobert (@jackienads) September 10, 2017
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https://twitter.com/Borgore/status/1044345238028869633
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https://twitter.com/INDIEWASHERE/status/910970115671445504
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@ boy who ghosted me: what makes you think I'm just gonna respond when you text me completely out of the blue bc you're absolutely right and i 100% will BC IM DUMB
— Lexi Lunchick (@lexilunchick12) March 17, 2018
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Isn’t it wild how people who ghosted you still watch every single one of your Instagram stories pic.twitter.com/RivdFOfitc
— Eddie Camacho (@eddiecamacho) March 24, 2018
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getting ghosted is wild u can be in the middle of a conversation asking if they like peach rings and then they don’t reply and u never ever find out if they like peach rings or not. fucked up
— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) August 13, 2018
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To All The People I’ve Ghosted Accidentally Because I’m So Bad At Maintaining Communication With Anyone Even People I Care About
— keeb (@keebnar) September 7, 2018
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why does every male model on ASOS look like they've just bumped into the girl they've been ghosting pic.twitter.com/sdFsZbiHXL
— Joe Bone (@josefbone) March 22, 2018
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It may be Spooky szn but I’ve been getting ghosted all year by people who I’ve gave all my effort too
— Chase Hartman (@c_hartman2) October 9, 2018
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https://twitter.com/urdadssidepiece/status/1029092165442588673
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https://twitter.com/allergic2tomato/status/1029911623434227712
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Just ghosted a guy for the first time. What do you guys usually do with the body?
— Natasha Collier (@crownjuul) September 3, 2018
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if you sleep with a dude that has a Pulp Fiction poster in their dorm room you cannot cry on your finsta about getting ghosted. You knew the outcome
— shaddai (@riplimewire) September 7, 2018
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was supposed to go on a date tonight but got ghosted so I went to the flea market and bought a horse portrait instead. Roll with the punches, kings pic.twitter.com/a1bHVlhMzR
— respectful huff (@alexqarbuckle) August 24, 2018
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The only respectable thing you can do when you run into someone who ghosted you is to forgive them, give them a second chance, form a relationship based on trust and mutual respect, fall deeply in love, build a life together, and leave them at the altar and never look back.
— abby russell (@ybbaaabby) September 13, 2018
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https://twitter.com/ToriNicksWho/status/1044102312610824192
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https://twitter.com/INDIEWASHERE/status/1042532024991588353
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im getting ghosted by 2 men at the same time so i can only assume they fell in love and honestly good for them
— Jade Van Kley (@BacklineNurse) September 26, 2018
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i wish i cared about anything as much as the guy who ghosted me two months ago cares about looking at my instagram stories
— Lara Parker (@laraeparker) October 8, 2018
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*gets ghosted*
Me: well thank you for the free 15 day trial— Heartbroken bitch (@MAKEUP_SEX) March 27, 2018
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You guys shouldn't even bother dressing up on Halloween — you’ve been ghosting girls all year — just keep being your worthless, spooky self.
— Kyle Creek, aka The Captain (@sgrstk) October 29, 2016
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https://twitter.com/Xcanogilbert/status/981943645434597376
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I know everyone knows about ghosting but I have a new dating disease it’s called bobbing! That’s when a person contacts you, disappears and then bobs up again over and over again!
— Patti Stanger (@pattistanger) April 6, 2018
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https://twitter.com/foxmccloud82/status/930525487868399619
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BgsO8rZhVMU/?utm_source=ig_embed