Lex
When it comes to love, not everyone is truly lucky. There are plenty of times when we fall for someone who doesn’t quite feel the same way about us. It started on the playground when the boys pushed us off the monkey bars and perpetuated all the way into our adulthood when guys straight up ghost us online (and via text).
While being left on “read” surely does hurt, there’s no better medicine for a bit of figurative pain than self-deprecating jokes about how awful we feel.
28.
1918: you died for me and now you are a ghost
2018: you ghosted me and now you are dead to me
— quarantine me, daddy (@nova_Corpse) October 5, 2018
27.
if i had $5 for every time someone has randomly ghosted me because they got back together with their ex i’d be able to pay my rent until i graduate
— Tay (@tayycates) October 7, 2018
26.
If you get ghosted in October can that technically be considered a success
— Jack Rogan (@jacklrogan) October 8, 2018
25.
there's a really average looking emotionally unavailable guy down here that will probably ghost you in two months pic.twitter.com/9B00sW1FfJ
— scoobert doobert (@jackienads) September 10, 2017
24.
if you get ghosted after one date that’s not a full ghost it should be called a spook
— Borgore (@Borgore) September 24, 2018
23.
me: *double texts a boy who left me on read*
government agent who reads all my texts: oh i see she's back on her bullshit again *sigh*— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) September 21, 2017
22.
@ boy who ghosted me: what makes you think I'm just gonna respond when you text me completely out of the blue bc you're absolutely right and i 100% will BC IM DUMB
— Lexi Lunchick (@lexilunchick12) March 17, 2018
21.
Isn’t it wild how people who ghosted you still watch every single one of your Instagram stories pic.twitter.com/RivdFOfitc
— Eddie Camacho (@eddiecamacho) March 24, 2018
20.
getting ghosted is wild u can be in the middle of a conversation asking if they like peach rings and then they don’t reply and u never ever find out if they like peach rings or not. fucked up
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) August 13, 2018
19.
To All The People I’ve Ghosted Accidentally Because I’m So Bad At Maintaining Communication With Anyone Even People I Care About
— Eldritch Blyat (@kevinnarciso) September 7, 2018
18.
why does every male model on ASOS look like they've just bumped into the girl they've been ghosting pic.twitter.com/sdFsZbiHXL
— Joe Bone (@josefbone) March 22, 2018
17.
It may be Spooky szn but I’ve been getting ghosted all year by people who I’ve gave all my effort too
— Chase Hartman (@c_hartman2) October 9, 2018
16.
Me, .2 seconds before I triple text the guy who ghosted me: https://t.co/vWozbnl3go
— grant👨🏻🦱 (@urdadssidepiece) August 13, 2018
15.
indie boys put a roll in their beanie for every girl theyve ghosted
— bean (@allergic2tomato) August 16, 2018
14.
Just ghosted a guy for the first time. What do you guys usually do with the body?
— Natasha Collier (@crownjuul) September 3, 2018
13.
if you sleep with a dude that has a Pulp Fiction poster in their dorm room you cannot cry on your finsta about getting ghosted. You knew the outcome
— shaddai (@riplimewire) September 7, 2018
12.
was supposed to go on a date tonight but got ghosted so I went to the flea market and bought a horse portrait instead. Roll with the punches, kings pic.twitter.com/a1bHVlhMzR
— the robert moses of animal crossing (@alexqarbuckle) August 24, 2018
11.
The only respectable thing you can do when you run into someone who ghosted you is to forgive them, give them a second chance, form a relationship based on trust and mutual respect, fall deeply in love, build a life together, and leave them at the altar and never look back.
— abby russell (@ybbaaabby) September 13, 2018
10.
What if instead of being ghosted, they sent you text saying: it’s been fun, thanks. Take care. & never said anything else to you lmao
— Majesty Ria (@ToriNicksWho) September 24, 2018
9.
do ever look at a boy and you know they've already ghosted on you but haven't even started talking yet pic.twitter.com/A8R3eyOZmC
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) September 19, 2018
8.
im getting ghosted by 2 men at the same time so i can only assume they fell in love and honestly good for them
— j a d e (@TheDreamGhoul) September 26, 2018
7.
i wish i cared about anything as much as the guy who ghosted me two months ago cares about looking at my instagram stories
— Lara Parker (@laraeparker) October 8, 2018
6.
*gets ghosted*
Me: well thank you for the free 15 day trial— Breakups/Makeups (@MAKEUP_SEX) March 27, 2018
5.
You guys shouldn't even bother dressing up on Halloween — you’ve been ghosting girls all year — just keep being your worthless, spooky self.
— The Captain (@sgrstk) October 29, 2016
4.
https://twitter.com/Xcanogilbert/status/981943645434597376
3.
I know everyone knows about ghosting but I have a new dating disease it’s called bobbing! That’s when a person contacts you, disappears and then bobs up again over and over again!
— Patti Stanger (@pattistanger) April 6, 2018
2.
Professor asked what “ghosted” meant and this girl said “what Brian over there did to me 3 weeks ago” it’s time for me to head on home
— Wes (@foxmccloud82) November 14, 2017