27 Twitter Responses That Are So Perfect, They’ll Make You Kiss Your Fingers Like An Italian Chef

27. This advertising fluke:

 

26. This daily grind:

25. This childcare routine:

24. This Thanksgiving tradition:

23. This odd flex:

22. And this one

21. This toothpaste etiquette:

20. This inevitable login:

19. This film statistic:

18. And this one:

17. This professional observation:

16. This punny conclusion:

15. And also this one:

14. This gentlemanly behavior:

13. This geographical remark:

12. This appropriate response:

11. This absolute fact:

10. This deep regret:

9. This nightmare scenario:

8. This obvious clap back:

7. This fun song:

6. This perfect spelling error:

5. This ubiquitous truth:

4. This sad piece of data:

3. This unnecessary invention:

2. This certainty:

1. And this unvarnished actuality:

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome