Edward
I don’t like to throw around terms like “hilarious” or “funniest” all willy nilly. I stand by my selections like a mother stands by her very large son and refuse to hear of them slandered or put down in any way. If you don’t find yourself chuckling, chortling, or cackling at any one of these tweets, then brother, I’m not sure I can help you.
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https://twitter.com/babyIoser/status/1053422991529242624
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https://twitter.com/minnascule/status/1051483913594519552
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https://twitter.com/jstradforever/status/1052701152192671744
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https://twitter.com/seanieviola/status/803420936754130948
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https://twitter.com/swazikills/status/1052145341615824896
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waking up and realizing you gotta get this bread for another 40 years pic.twitter.com/b6X8SOUbYY
— flowers (@somethinglovely) October 20, 2018
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https://twitter.com/ammazing_/status/1051877354853691398
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https://twitter.com/rhollingstones/status/1053807680303841280
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https://twitter.com/anylaurie16/status/1053900080623706112
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https://twitter.com/kobychill/status/1053699292081385472
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me transitioning from 2018 to 2019 pic.twitter.com/sxe2RAURB7
— Coliseum Enjoyer (@dorseyshaw) October 18, 2018
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cells be like
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oo— logan (@laawg) October 15, 2018
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[watching porn] god I hope she is registered to vote
— atman (@AtmanDoesFood) October 11, 2018
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Me during a home invasion and the burglar tells me they haven’t registered to vote pic.twitter.com/nKLARcDe95
— Sofi LaLonde (@SofiLaLonde) October 19, 2018
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https://twitter.com/NatashaOladokun/status/1050400412539506688
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https://twitter.com/theyearofelan/status/1051157076871770112
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https://twitter.com/ColeEscola/status/1051212016386535424
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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
— Felicity (@FlossAus) October 14, 2018
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https://twitter.com/Doughbvy/status/1051932792295182336
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https://twitter.com/SortaBad/status/496515716926156800
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Sorry I yelled "killin' it" when your mom was eating that banana.
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) January 7, 2013
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4 months ago i quietly left 57 dvds of 'click' at my parents' house and they've still never noticed or mentioned it pic.twitter.com/j864rH9eG8
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) November 28, 2013
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"Ha ha ha! Terrific!" – Mitt Romney, every time Jar Jar Binks appears on screen
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 5, 2012
h/t: Buzzfeed